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ppl: jack of all trades gay ppl: jacking off trade

i’m so fried i feel like korean chicken

she calls me the doctor cos she calls me when get sick of man 🤧 📞 👨‍⚕️ 🌊

u ever see a couple and ur like “what is up with these two and reverse salifism?” amiright?

never heat more than four slices of pizza in a microwave at once. that’s all they’re programmed to handle.

there’s two kinds of wooden girls

ur not gonna be laughing when the AI microwave says four slices is the limit

halalmegle.com is the future of anonymous internet chat! We are going to save society’s social skills with this one!

tweeting from the third floor you wouldn’t get what it means #penthouseviews 🥀

i’m waiting on the release of the laceless Yeezy boots personally I’m kind of over laces we nēd to think future-forward

we’re gonna be living in star trek but we can’t get there if we still have humans in the philippines eating pagpag