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the only person who likes my tweets is my my dad

Joined December 2011
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"This barbie hates cops" Seen in Brooklyn, New York
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On Valentine's Day? Nice.
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Zendaya really dragged that woman for filth. A moment.
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Ive never watched soccer before but this shit LIT
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Another year in the #dangerfam Almost half of my days (157) watching @kelseydangerous, the reason I even joined twitch. World domination in progress…
What a season of music omgomg
I’m UNWELL!! 😭♥️
Bejeweled music video better than House of the Dragon #Midnights 🐉
Round of applause for the @SheHulkOfficial finale 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I BOW #incredible
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Literally gave a standing o in my living room. It is everything.
I love my job! – at Indianapolis, IN
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My poo-pourri users - yall ever feel like the smell of it still smells like poo bc it’s associated with when u poo?? 🤔 – at Indianapolis, IN
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Why tf do I have to dress up for a zoom call to pretend I can’t do my job just as well in something comfy?? We all know that’s what we’re doing when we aren’t in said zooms anyway! – at Indianapolis, IN
I’ve had 2 ancient white men point their finger at me for trying to go at a stop sign we got to at the same time in a span of 2 days & I’ve never had a feeling about a group of people reinforced so much in my life. – at Greenwood, IN
And that means a lot 💚 – at Indianapolis, IN
If I call you “bb” it stands for Baja Blast
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all men should be afraid of nancy wheeler.
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guys stop texting your exes lmao this song isn’t about an ex that worked out later on! It’s about the friend that was always there for me, who I realized I was in love with one day. 🥺 text that angel instead!!!!!
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wtf do people without siblings do all day
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6 years and I’m finally done. What a great birthday gift 🥳 #IUPUIGrad22 #iugradcap22 @IUPUI
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