. Full Snack Developer. Liberal, Urbanist 🇨🇦🧗🚴🏙️📊🎲🐉 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 34, She/Her NSFW alt: @spicy_emmy_bee
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Transphobes will be like "You'll never be a mother" and I'm just standing here like "then why am I making this 5 year old a bowl of veggies he can eat and watching a movie I've seen 5 times this week?"
If my household were a D&D Party I'm clearly the party member my wife is relying on to make all the Perception checks.
"Can you smell this to tell if it is bad"
"How did you know the baby was poopy from 5 ft away"
"need your special eyes to suss which of these is pork or beef"
Whenever I see discourse about "being popular back in high school" I don't even know if I counted as popular in high school or not. At various times I was the weird smart kid or the hot guy swooping in getting the girl instead of her nerdy best friend.
People are rarely simple
It's incredibly muggy out and I'm wearing a black cotton shirt and I just wanna whip it off so bad but I have tits now so that's more attention grabbing than I intend to be out in public
I've had this guy in my phone contacts for like 14 years under the name "Evan is a cool guy" and I don't think I've seen him for 11-12 years 😂
Fuck Pollievre.
So fucking tired of being turned into a punching bag to please the shittiest most hateful people in the country.
Power is knocked out in my neighborhood right now so I guess it's selfies by sunlight this afternoon
A bit boringly on the nose, but "You're exactly like every other tech bro who discovered estrogen" is a great line 😂
I don't cry easily still but sometimes I start tearing up a little at Tik Tok clips of the emotional parts of movies/shows so thanks for that Estrogen.
I was confused about why my shorts seem to be so large despite having gained weight and I think I finally figured it out. I'm no longer needing to leave room at the crotch so my waistbands all sit higher, closer to my natural waist. Neat.
I really need a sign on the door to indicate that a transgender lesbian lives here and the senior citizens trying to convert people to their Baptist Church whose website includes "marriage is between a man and a woman" are just really annoying.
My mom is hilarious because she never fucks up my pronouns once but multiple times accidentally called my 2 year old son "she".
She used to mix up my name with my uncle's name all the time, but has never gotten it wrong since I changed it. Just ally shit.
At this point if you were a nerdy boy in Waterloo Math in 2010 involved with mathNEWS or student government I'm pretty sure there's a 10% chance you're a girl now.