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Infra systems engineering kind of guy. problem solver, endpoint team manager@biglaw. semi-reformed vinyl addict; weirdo enthusiast; adoring father

Fairfax, CA
Joined October 2009
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When I hear Genocide I think about my family--great grandmother, aunts, uncles, cousins--all slaughtered at Auschwitz. Genocide is The Holocaust, Rwandan Genocide, Armenian Genocide, etc. Mass atrocities. You know what isn't Genocide? A new restaurant opening in Glassell Park.
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All of you who want to Defund the Police haven't thought about who you are going to call when there's an active shooter at your kid's school and you want someone to handcuff and mace you outside while they rush in to save their kids and their kids only
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Replying to @shannonrwatts
I wonder if an Emmitt Till moment would wake people up? Imagine pictures of a mutilated body of a child shot by an AR-15? Imagine what the body of a child shot by a machine of war, that can only be identified by DNA? Imagine how horrific that would be? Imagine!
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Posting this nugget from my manager so I'll remember it later: Heroic work doesn't scale. 😤
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Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!
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A DFIR friend told me that one of his customers, which spent a full week finding & remediating log4j vulnerabilities got ransomed through an unpatched Confluence vulnerability that was published in August #Log4j #Log4Shell
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CDC now saying that it’s okay if it’s just the tip
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The CDC now recommends mouth pipetting
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We have reached the five-year anniversary of Hollywood’s crowning achievement: that time Universal accidentally uploaded the IMAX trailer for THE MUMMY with no sound effects apart from Tom Cruise screaming teapawt.net/sandsonbway/status/130…
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Idea: An anonymous "vote to end meeting" button where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.
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i hereby declare today to be BGP Awareness Day
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The only thing more unbelievable than this moment, is all the heartbreakingly lovely messages I’ve had from so many people. Thank you for all of them. I’d love to pretend this wasn’t a big deal. But it really was a big fxxxing deal. ❤️
brett goldstein’s uncensored #emmy acceptance speech <3
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Replying to @Ubiquiti
Hey there, no response in three weeks, you guys having some support issues?
Vaccine research is actually pretty easy. “Do I have polio? No. Why?”
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Best argument for choice I have read.
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Not moving.
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Why didn't Texas just give new mothers forced to have babies $10,000 instead of having $10,000 abortion bounties??
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Everytime I drink some water during a really hot day, this text box from King's Quest 5 pops up in my mind. I can't be the only one! #sierra #adventuregames
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MY PSYCHOLOGIST: you've overworked yourself to the point of burnout, you've stopped doing all the things that give you joy and you just scored off the charts on this depression test ME: haha, always been great at tests MY PSYCHOLOGIST: do you - do you hear yourself right now
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