Dave ⌖ · Dec 1, 2025 · 8:03 AM UTC

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Dave ⌖@_fcbdave1 Dec 2025

Saying Ronaldo is better than Mess is blasphemy 😭

Dave ⌖@_fcbdave1 Dec 2025

Define peak fooling?

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The Touchline | 𝐓 · Sep 26, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

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The Touchline | 𝐓

@TouchlineXSep 26

1-1 England. GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL ANTHONY GORDON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANTHONY GORDON HAS EQUALIZED VS SPAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS GAME IS BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELLINGHAM ASSIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Dave ⌖ · Sep 9, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

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Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveSep 9

Raphina just explained to us the “he makes me lie down in green pastures” verse in the bible

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Dave ⌖ · Sep 9, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveSep 9

Raphina just explained to us the “he makes me lie down in green pastures” verse in the bible

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Dave ⌖ · Aug 28, 2026 · 3:05 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 28

We get it but bro does not even want you 😭

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖

@cagiago_Aug 28

Bro why don’t we just buy Alvarez for 100M then sell him to Barcelona immediately for 175M? Easy profit

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Dave ⌖ · Aug 19, 2026 · 5:51 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 19

Yo who is that following the cameraman?

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomanoAug 19

🔵🔴 Rodri gets number 16 at Barcelona, as reported. Here presented to the Spotify Camp Nou.

Dave ⌖ · Aug 16, 2026 · 7:09 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 16

Rodri will forever be remembered by Man City fans ❤️🥹

City Xtra

@City_XtraAug 16

Rodri, thank you. Thank you everything. We will forever be grateful. 🩵

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Dave ⌖ · Aug 15, 2026 · 8:51 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 15

I hope that is not Joan Garcia

FC Barcelona

@FCBarcelonaAug 15

Anthony’s goals ⚽️🔥

Dave ⌖ · Aug 13, 2026 · 11:45 AM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 13

Bro didn’t learn from Alvarez’s issues 😭😭

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomanoAug 12

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Cristian Romero to Atlético Madrid, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷 Agreement in place between clubs with Tottenham at €40m package, add-ons included. Inter deal off in July, Barcelona decided not to proceed days ago, Spurs were never gonna sell to Arsenal. Atléti: done. 💥

Image from Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Dave ⌖ · Aug 10, 2026 · 2:21 PM UTC

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Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 10

Has a player ever failed medicals?

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZoneAug 10

🚨 JUST IN: Marc Cucurella and Ibrahima Konaté have PASSED their Real Madrid medicals! @alvaro_esteban6 👋

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Dave ⌖ · Aug 10, 2026 · 2:21 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 10

Has a player ever failed medicals?

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZoneAug 10

🚨 JUST IN: Marc Cucurella and Ibrahima Konaté have PASSED their Real Madrid medicals! @alvaro_esteban6 👋

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Dave ⌖ · Aug 8, 2026 · 2:02 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveAug 8

Bro wants to win trophies but he went to Arsenal 😭

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomanoAug 8

❤️🤍🏆 Bruno Guimarães: “I want to win trophies, I want to make history and I think I'm in the right place to do it: Arsenal”. 🔥

Dave ⌖ · Jul 21, 2026 · 5:50 PM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveJul 21

You telling a World Cup winner what to do? Niqqa stfu 😭

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@NoodleHairCR7Jul 21

Pulls ur pants up bro wtf 😭😭😭😭

Dave ⌖ · Jul 21, 2026 · 10:32 AM UTC

Dave ⌖@_fcbdaveJul 21

Have some shame bro

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtraJul 20

🚨💣 OFFICIAL: Jude Bellingham has won FIFA World Cup ‘BRONZE BOOT’ award as the THIRD highest goalscorer of the tournament. He got it over Erling Haaland due to having 1 more assist.