If you don't have bread, eat cake|| @iamfels1 || Email: [email protected]

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2017
Today, we live under the tyranny of optimization. Every hobby must become a side hustle, every moment must be tracked by an app or captured and broadcasted for validation from strangers, and every hour must yield measurable results. Be intentional and deliberate about preserving areas of your life that you refuse to either optimize or monetize. Read dense books purely for the joy of reading slowly, go for camping or hiking purely for the thrill and the experience, go for long walks with no destination in mind, or pick up an art you're not good at. When you protect unoptimized spaces in your life, you assert your humanity over the industrial demand for constant output. Life is not an equation to be solved or an efficiency metric to be maximized; it is a landscape to be experienced. Sovereign inefficiency reclaims your right to exist without having to justify your existence through utility. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Siku hizi hata hawakunyimi, wanakuambia ntakupea Manchester United wakishinda. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Bournemouth handing over Manchester United to Chelsea – at Nairobi, Kenya
Como handing over Manchester United to Bournemouth.
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If you have money, go for a woman with money. Don't argue with me, I know what I'm saying. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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What really happened to Manchester United? It's time we have an honest conversation. Eight matches without a win is out of the ordinary. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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To avoid this – at Ruiru, Kenya
How come sex always happens at the man’s place?
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😂😂😂😂😂Irungu Kang'ata has left Linda Bukusu for chama Cha nyumbani. – at Ruiru, Kenya
"LINDA MWANANCHI ni AFC LEOPARD, nimedefect nikaingia DCP." ~ Irungu Kang'ata
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After a large concrete crucifix fell and killed a priest instantly and permanently in Ecuador last week, while he was offering the food of the heart to his sheep, Catholic churches around the world have come up with a solution. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Profit Owuor who had also scheduled major healing and resurrection crusades around the country in November and December has also cancelled them after hearing that there are cases of ebola in the country. The Mightiest Profit has added that he will only resume healing the sick after all cases of ebola are treated and eliminated from the country. The rain has come, Elijah is here! – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Yoo en mana achiel kende moriere. Tok Onjelo kae ema 2032 dhi bedonwa mayot. Ma e pend wach..... – at Nairobi, Kenya
Luos, let's have a conversation. Watimo uru nang'o 2027?. Wawach dhowa kende please.
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The 2027 election will be free, fair and transparent just like the 2007, 2017 and 2022 general elections. Don't panic! – at Nairobi, Kenya
Folks, have we not debated electoral transparency since 2007 with the same cast, only that positions have now switched? If our demand for radical transparency at @IEBCKenya depends on who we want to win next, we are not serious about reform.
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This game is compromised. Poor officiating. We are clearly playing with 10 men against 12 men. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Spurs have shown us bad things in the first half. This is the problem with these small teams; they open their legs for everyone until it's our turn. Now they want something serious. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Paro ler, yoo ler, kamawadhiye kaka oganda be wang'eyo. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Enjoy providing? 😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.
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Na saa hii? How did it end? – at Nairobi, Kenya
After seeing our lineup, I genuinely doubt Aston Villa will score even one goal😂
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Unbeaten in the EPL this season? Since when? 114/115 charges humiliated😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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We will continue to strengthen engagement with National Government Administrative Officers (NGAOs) and their grassroots networks to enhance security coordination and support the effective implementation of government programmes, including ongoing national examinations and the issuance of national identity cards and birth certificates. Led by the Rift Valley Regional Commissioner Dr. Abdi Hassan, I chaired a consultative meeting with National Government Administrative Officers (NGAOs) in Bahati Sub-County, Nakuru County, bringing together the County Commissioner, Assistant County Commissioners, Chiefs, their Assistants and Village Elders.
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114/115 charges are getting humiliated at Villa Park as we wait for Alonso Ball at exactly 1930 Hrs. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Natembeya is one irrational, arrogant, insufferable and indisciplined politician. Luhya Unity may never happen during our generation or even the next one. This is embarrassing to watch! – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Joluo mowar be emaneno matek. 😂😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
There seems to be an uncomfortable pattern of sidelining and undermining Luo voices within Linda Mwananchi by individuals entrusted with leadership in the movement. I received an audio recording of a meeting in which deeply troubling and undermining remarks were made. Soon afterwards, I alongside others, had been removed from various official groups with zero explanation. We cannot champion inclusion in public while practicing the exact opposite internally. This tendency deserves honest scrutiny!
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