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the possibility of white chicks being a bts classic is so funny.
Cuantas veces se habrán visto la peli y recrearlo para entenderse rápidamente solo con señas
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How has Lee Pace not been chosen for sexiest man alive yet
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I fucking knew it, man this is some BS
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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Woke up to a thunderstorm.... it's finally time!
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i now understand why I found rob rausch so sexy he's literally a mix of young james spader and jensen ackles
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jordanian twt terrifies me
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Aart from it being really disrespectful and vile behavior, Pork really isn't gonna make any muslims burst out into flames 😭 like eat pork all you want, but the intention behind this stunt is unbelievably disgusting and saddening
🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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قلوبنا مع الشهداء في كنيسة الكرك، البلد واحد والشعب واحد والأمة واحدة، وإسرائيل هي المستفيد الأول من كل جريمة من هذا النوع
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Horrific massacre at a Greek Orthodox church in Jordan. I just spoke to my family in Amman who are shocked and devastated and share the fear that this could be part of an attempt to sow sectarian discord where this is none and they as Arab Christians reject it completely.
🇯🇴 Gunmen killed at least seven people and wounded dozens at a church in southern Jordan on Friday, authorities said, with the king vowing retaliation for the rare attack on Christians in the majority Sunni Muslim kingdom. ➡️ u.afp.com/SykN
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This is insane because this is literally UNHEARD of in Jordan. We have never had anything like this happen before & it’s so strange. Regardless, our inter-faith community is exceptionally strong & there's no tearing us apart bc Christians & Muslims literally grow up together here
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To anyone Jordanian on my feed, check in with your Christian friends and provide support please. There is no place in Jordan for these reprehensible attacks and not what anyone here stands for
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Like why do we have to frame it as competition and add in that subtle dig at Kareem? The interview was literally great and entertaining and Debbie was astounding. There's literally no fucking need to throw digs at Kareem who literally created this interview format
It takes an inordinate amount of wit and charm to best Conan O’Brien in a riff-off. The most an average comedian or host can hope for is not to embarrass themselves trying, which is largely how Kareem Rahma fared in a recent episode of his popular social-media series, Subway Takes. But toward the end of the interview, Rahma and O’Brien were shown up by a stranger named Debbie Shields who just so happened to be commuting on their train. The 68-year old native New Yorker didn’t know what ‘SubwayTakes’ was, or that she was about to get pulled into a viral improvisational comedy bit. But thanks to a childhood spent performing in church and experience hosting comedy and karaoke nights, she says her instincts kicked in immediately. This 'SubwayTakes' appearance isn’t even the first time she has been put on the spot by someone with a huge comedy platform. Shields shares which comedian once pulled her onstage at Barclays Center, how she’s handling her virality, and whether she’d be interested in hosting a show of her own: nymag.visitlink.me/Tr0FRD
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Bring back MOTW shows
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I have 0 tolerance for the weird micro and macro aggressions arabs and muslims are getting. The sheer volume of it is crazy and it’s so much more audacious now.
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There is literally no disdain, and it feels like you're just projecting your own hatred and disdain for Kareem onto a fairly entertaining interview that Conan CLEARLY appreciates.
Really good bit for Conan to have his absolute disdain for this cretin on full display and immediately supplant him with a FAR more fun and engaging discussion with random subway rider
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As a Muslim I have been workshopping and refining the perfect answer to this accusation for 25 years, and he just...tweeted it out. He is so damn good at this.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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i love this title card so fucking bad for several reasons but i especially love that this is timed after what is very much the tutorial section of the movie
one of the coolest title cards ever #imo
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Just watched Digger
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that was brilliant
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