@_fivefootfun

even if you ask, I still won’t tell.

 magical land of make belief
Joined December 2010
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I find it funny when people think because they don’t hear you complain or because you ain’t walking around showing your scars that you got life easy breezy 😂
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annie 🧃@fuyu_cfcOct 25
when your wife the breadwinner of the house
Chelsea FC Women
@ChelseaFCWOct 18
We have NEVER LOST to Tottenham Hotspur. 💯 Nineteen games in all comps. Nineteen wins. 😮‍💨
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Alex Goldberg
@GoldbergCFCOct 24
Xabi Alonso was bad today. Xabi Alonso 100% should be our manager. Xabi Alonso was shit today. Xabi Alonso is the right man for the job. Xabi got it all wrong today. Xabi absolutely deserves this job. Xabi made awful decisions today. Xabi Alonso is our man. End of discussion.
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What’s egregious is patching Lower Estate Road instead of actually paving it properly. A very unserious country.
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HARRY™
@Olalekan_000Oct 22
"Cole Palmer scores against Tottenham, and Morgan Rogers runs over to celebrate with him" Camera man to Tosin Adarabioyo:
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFCOct 17
NEETTTOOOOOOO!! 🇵🇹 🍬 0-1 ⚪️ [46] #CFC | #EVECHE
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Builder Baddie@AuntyHershOct 17
I don’t understand lying on the internet when people know you in real life
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola watching Manchester City lose 3-0.
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JOY@jemssynajoyOct 10
Life feels better when Chelsea wins.
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AB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 10
The first 10 minutes of every Chelsea game:
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Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFCOct 10
Good day at the office! 🤩 #CFC | #CHEBOU
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lexi♥️.@nahthatslexiiOct 9
The hair store is one place you just have to accept your total
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my teams don’t win enough for me to lie about my love for them
ms. soup@usfcardsfanOct 5
#ok
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bag.@ricebaggiSep 4
This too shall pass but bumboclaat man
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m@mxdihaahahahaSep 19
my chelsea beat this brighton team btw
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Elvis Tunde
@TunnykvngSep 19
Chelsea almost ruined my weekend, but Arsenal don Brighton am
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Elvis Tunde
@TunnykvngSep 19
One dealt with Chelsea yesterday. One is dealing with Arsenal right now. One will deal with Liverpool tomorrow 😂😂😂
Felix@hobidyhobsSep 18
Brentford Brighton Bournemouth. Axis of death. The Bermuda Triangle
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One of those evenings
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TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS! 👊 #CFCW
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Hutchy@DjHutchy246Sep 14
$4.27 means we gotta talk bout everything over the phone yuh
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