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old but not that old

Houston, TX
Joined October 2021
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I was rushing my 3yo to the bathroom at the zoo and he stopped, fists at his side, and yelled “BE PATIENT WITH ME!!” I have never been so humbled
i just did the overstimulated mom "WHAT?????" to my 3yo and he yelled back "MOMMY YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME GENTLY!!!!!!"
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Just cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world, bitch!
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New set 🖤👻
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My reserved spot at work ☺️🥰
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Finally got a Friday the 13th tattoo 🖤
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My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it
Trump: Can you imagine your child goes to school and they don't even call you and they change the sex of your child.
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Just a two pound troublemaker 🖤
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they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes . they were jealous of me
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Replying to @JoshuaLisec
5,000 years ago we’d have built temples in her name - Ilona instead of Athena
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“You’re not a baby but you’re my baby” My 3yo: “I NOT a baby. I’m a tiny big kid!”
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Just ordered Instacart and the guy had to have been smoking with my shit in the front seat cause all the bags and now my house smell like a fucking ashtray 🤢
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I’m almost 30 and my mommy still takes care of me when I’m sick AND pays for/ picks up my meds for me 🥹 I will never let this woman die
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