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Going on dates with the virtual gta girlfriend in 60fps 4k on the 70” screen with Dolby surround sound while ignoring your wife quietly sitting next to you on the couch watching Hell’s Kitchen on her phone with AirPods
Players may need to learn how to maintain a relationship for GTA 6.
• Optional romance story between Jason & Lucia - managed by having the two spend time together outside of missions
• Ways to strengthen the relationship include going shopping, visiting hair salons & doing robberies together
• Ignoring text messages from the other may negatively affect your relationship
• When playing as one character, you can summon the other to help out
(Source: ign.com/articles/gta-6-new-g…)
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it’s 2026. outside of *maybe* your parents & stupid conservatives, no one cares if you have kids or not. it’s probably best some of you don’t have kids. all you have to take care of is yourself & a lot of you can’t even do that right. please don’t procreate.
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Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.
Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.
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and the memories will have been priceless 😌 #Funko #collector





































