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@_gliv

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Joined December 2011
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"I don't know about kids, but you're a great mom to drunk helpless people." best compliment I've ever received.
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@whisperandwordsOct 19
don’t tell me β€œthere’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish
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@aspenn_coloradoOct 14
a mexican-japanese fusion restaurant called no edamames wey
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toad@aeon_toadOct 14
one final seven stars recap
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🦣 WOOLI 🦣
@woolimusicOct 13
Played like 30min straight of 90bpm stuff last night in the woods at 7Stars. Prob wont get the chance to do that again for awhile so it felt nice and fun
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kait laces 击̸@svddenkaitOct 12
also levity b2b lyny was unpredicted amounts of ass shaking holy shit
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this IS the motive
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we met dubstep himself
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natetronics@nathanlikeswubsOct 12
kinda evil that the weather is perfect the day after seven stars ends
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toad@aeon_toadOct 10
we made a new friend @lsdream
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crystal β™ˆοΈŽ@heavenlycrysOct 11
All the OG ravers really did have a trap era
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toad@aeon_toadOct 11
seven stars with old friends & new friends πŸ’•
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toad@aeon_toadOct 10
checking out Wubski's, don't wait up
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@miluvin444Oct 6
Life fucking loves you. Things work out for you. Doors open for you. Money comes to you. Love finds you. People remember you. Opportunities want you. You keep getting lucky in ways that make you laugh because of course it worked out for you again. Of course it did. It always does. It always has.
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@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 6
Relationship gaps that matter way more than people admit: - gym gap (5x a week vs. never) - drinking gap (weekend drinker vs. basically sober) - going out gap (always wants plans vs. loves staying in) - travel gap (always planning a trip vs. 1-2 a year is plenty) - money gap (spender vs. saver) - living gap (city forever vs. suburbs ASAP) - ambition gap (career obsessed vs. work is just work) - texting gap (talk all day vs. β€œsorry just seeing this”) - social gap (huge friend group vs. 2 close friends) - sleep schedule gap HUGE one (10pm bedtime vs. 2am) - fitness/food gap (tracks everything vs. orders whatever)
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Nobody knows how to use apostrophes for plural forms or the difference between who’s and whose I’m so tired
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Flynn Unbound
@FlynnUnboundSep 28
Hey, so rape is actually always 100% the rapists fault. There is no level of shared responsibility. This is true. Always. Thank you for coming to my talk.
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it’s insane how many men have opted for murdering their wife instead of just divorcing
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to everyone who gets to witness grizjohnics at EO tonight
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And this is genuinely a skill
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@dounbugSep 19
if you have an addictive personality you are one hyperfixation away from weaponizing it into a generational fucking run
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kmw ⌨️@KatieM606Sep 18
10/10 parenting. I will die on the hill that supporting young adults and staying right there with them as they climb into adulthood is one of the most important things you will ever, ever do as a parent.
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@mindfulhealSep 17
This is generational wealth
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