Ser Ariel

When it’s 4am and your friends making more plans

Open enrollment be too serious for me. Like what do you mean I have to decide whether to enroll in accidental DEATH and DISMEMBERMENT Insurance?

Do the right thing @DraftKings and void the Naz Reid bet under the early exit protection. That was egregious.

If they see my Zillow searches, they’ll be forced to offer me nothing less than CEO salary.

The most frustrating about these new “findings” surrounding Covid is that majority of people will not read the 500+ page After Action Review. As such, more theories will continue to float around.

How can mazzulla get credited for the Celtics success but JB, the leader, doesn’t get real mvp consideration or NBA 1st team?

Love how it’s 7am and everyone already decided how they feel on the album(s). Let it marinate, damn 🤣

Shout out to the people who religiously leave reviews online, especially with pics/videos. We appreciate yall service 🫡

How come every time you call a company and get put on hold, they’re experiencing higher call volume than normal?

This ain’t over. Please drug test Bam and make this right 🙏🏾 @NBA

Son why is it snowing AGAIN? That groundhog going in the air fryer when I see him.

Why is it still snowing 😭

Patriots, please don’t piss me off. I’m going through a lot with this snow storm.

Good morning to patriot fans and patriots fans only.

Before we give Drake Maye the key to the city, can someone check his old tweets 🌚

My thing is, who invented skydiving? Like why would somebody do that?

Patriots first playoff win in 2,534 days. We are so back yo 😭

It’s time 🙏🏾

Yall team not 11-2? Couldn’t be me. Y’all be safe tho

Real football byke