I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
After I left a toxic relationship where I begged to be understood all the time, I met someone who was very intentional about protecting my feelings. I’m a known overthinker so even when we had fights, she’d tell me she still loved me and she just needed a few hours to pull herself together, sometimes she’d text after an hour to tell me “I’m still upset but I love you baby” It was all so foreign to me, didn’t believe a relationship could be stress free.
Anyway, that’s love to me. Intentionality.
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
The way nggas assume you getting cracked is crazy, I beat my meat just like y’all😭
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
|🎥🎞️ WEEK IN MY LIFE|
How has your past week been?
Productive or you’re like me just taking each day step by step 🥹
#weekinmylife #portharcourt #lifestyle #ceo #Turkeypasta #YNWA
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
You go touch my babe keh?.
Bro dem go think say you go join cult by the time I’m done with you seh😭😂
You go tell me wetin you chop belleful seh😂😭!.
train your babes well please cause the funniest p just sup now 😂
me and my guy gather money buy fuel for him gen make we fit charge, we on am for morning but him babe later show this afternoon when he don comot go buy something. before my guy go come back him babe off the socket wey dey outside come say make me i comot for him room say “didn’t you just come here to charge?”
on top my fuel? i for batter this babe face with the way she dey move if no be for my guy wey quick show 😂
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
This babe got divorced and posted a dance video on tiktok. Someone asked her for a storytime and she replied with:
"He wants to marry another wife. He's the one that's polygamous in nature, not me"
I screamed!!!!
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
Please if you don’t do makeup, just stay out of this😭 anyone that has concealer at home can tell why it’s obvious a beginner did this
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
I got one BD on child support and shared parenting with the other. Its all about how a nigga play it. You either wanna be a daddy or you don’t 🤷🏽♀️
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
MUAHAHAHAHA AND DID 🤪🤪😈💕
Ms.Ifss♡ retweeted
you’re a sick person, this is a man that was battling with colon cancer whilst he was acting several movies. have a heart.


































