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Chicago, IL
Joined December 2012
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Man this is the STRONGEST daylight savings ever dawg. I’ve been fighting for my life when it gets dark
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🚨SPECIAL GIVEAWAY🚨 Alice & Wonder / Chicago Bears Collab drops today at 10am cst!! This is my cousin & his wife's company!! Christmas gifts for the ladies in your life ✅️ *RETWEET this for a chance to win $100 gift card to aliceandwonder.com instagram.com/reel/DfYeIVeuo…
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Elizabeth retweeted
Around the Horn is off the air. Stacey King died. Ernie and Chuck are leaving “Inside the NBA” after this season. Now Wilbon is taking an indefinite hiatus from PTI. Man it really is impossible to know you’re living in the golden age of something until it begins to go away.
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Elizabeth retweeted
This is like watching a perfect quarterback fake, when the entire defense gets fooled and he just strolls into the endzone.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Today (10/24/26) is Pythagorean Theorem Day. The month, day, and last two digits of the year are a Pythagorean triple and satisfy the Pythagorean theorem equation (a² + b² = c²). 10² + 24² = 26² This is the final Pythagorean Theorem Day of the 21st century.
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Dear Undecided Voters, If there's 10 people on the bus, and 3 vote to drive off the cliff, 2 vote against it, and 5 people don't vote, you're all going off the cliff. Your reminderthat not voting is literally the dumbest choice. GO VOTE THIS NOVEMBER.
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I feel there’s a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time I sleep I don’t sleep that sleep.
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Elizabeth retweeted
i like it when the weather is cool but if you sit in the sun it warms you up like a heating pad
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In order of importance this postseason I am 1. A cubs fan 2. A Chicago fan 3. A dodgers hater
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how life feels when you can enjoy everything taylor puts out without being a miserable human being who has to critique everything immediately
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Elizabeth retweeted
babe the only foldable device you need is a book
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Elizabeth retweeted
Let us just click expan–––oh my god
Trump has pardoned the following people charged with fraud: —George Santos, wire fraud —Ross William Ulbricht, fraud with identification documents —Rod R. Blagojevich, 8 counts of wire fraud under color of official right —Brian Kelsey, conspiracy to defraud the United States —Devon Archer, conspiracy to commit securities fraud; securities fraud —Trevor Milton, securities fraud; 2 counts of wire fraud —Jason Galanis, 2 counts of conspiracy to commit securities fraud; securities fraud; investment adviser fraud —Ozy Media, Inc., conspiracy to commit securities fraud; conspiracy to commit wire fraud —Carlos Roy Watson, conspiracy to commit securities fraud; conspiracy to commit wire fraud; aggravated identity theft —Michele Fiore, 6 counts of conspiracy to commit wire fraud; wire fraud —Scott Howard Jenkins, conspiracy to commit bribery concerning programs receiving Federal funds, honest services mail fraud, and honest service wire fraud; honest services mail fraud; 3 counts of honest services wire fraud —Julie Chrisley, 5 counts of conspiracy to commit bank fraud; bank fraud; wire fraud; conspiracy to defraud the U.S. to obstruct and impede the Internal Revenue Laws —Todd Chrisley, conspiracy to commit bank fraud; 5 counts of bank fraud; wire fraud; conspiracy to defraud the U.S. to obstruct and impede the Internal Revenue Laws —Lawrence S. Duran, conspiracy to commit health care fraud; 11 counts of health care fraud; conspiracy to defraud the United States and to receive and pay health care kickbacks — Michael Gerard Grimm, aiding and assisting in the preparation of false and fraudulent tax returns —Marian I. Morgan, conspiracy to defraud the United States; 7 counts of wire fraud; 5 counts of transfer of funds taken by fraud —John G. Rowland, conspiracy to defraud the United States —Charles Overton Scott, conspiracy to commit securities fraud; securities fraud —Glen Casada, conspiracy to defraud the United States; 4 counts of honest services wire fraud; use of a fictitious name to carry out a fraud —Cade Cothren, conspiracy to defraud the United States; 6 counts of honest services wire fraud —Robert Henry Harshbarger, Jr., health care fraud —Joseph Lewis, conspiracy to commit securities fraud; 2 counts of securities fraud —David Gentile, conspiracy to commit securities fraud; conspiracy to commit wire fraud; securities fraud; 2 counts of wire fraud —Jacob Deutsch, conspiracy to commit mail fraud and wire fraud —Adriana Isabel Camberos, conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud; 7 counts of wire fraud and aiding and abetting —Andres Enrique Camberos, conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud; 7 counts of wire fraud and aiding and abetting —Julio M. Herrera Velutini, 2 counts of honest services wire fraud —David Levy, conspiracy to commit securities fraud; securities fraud —Hollie Ann Nadel, conspiracy to commit money laundering and bank fraud —Mark T. Rossini, honest services wire fraud —Wanda Vazquez Garced, honest services wire fraud —Terren Scott Peizer, securities fraud —Timothy S. Smith, conspiring to defraud the Internal Revenue Service —Stephen E. Buyer, 4 counts of securities fraud —John Dougherty, 24 counts of wire fraud; conspiracy to commit honest services fraud and federal program bribery; 7 counts of honest services wire fraud —Joshua L. Davis, conspiracy to defraud the United States and violate the Clean Air Act —Matthew Sidney Geouge, conspiracy to defraud the United States and violate the Clean Air Act —Adam R. Kidan, conspiracy to commit wire fraud and mail fraud; wire fraud —Spade K. Bailly, conspiracy to defraud the United States and to violate the Clean Air Act
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Midwesterners as soon as the temperature drops below 80° in September
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Elizabeth retweeted
i DO NOT need a touchscreen phone that folds, i NEED a congress that doesn't.
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CHICAGO BEARS 2026 HYPE VIDEO ᴴᴰ || "In the Air Tonight"
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Elizabeth retweeted
Instead of "Do you believe in climate change?" Let's try "Do you understand climate change?" It's not a mythical character.
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Elizabeth retweeted
marriage is scary what if he doesn’t want to watch LOTR extended cut back to back over a whole weekend once every year for the rest of our lives with me
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Elizabeth retweeted
Sometimes you see things and you’re like wow I’m so happy people are creative
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Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

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Elizabeth retweeted
Nothing like a little apocalyptic haze paired with explosive diarrhea to really romanticize the summer.
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