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Hi! I take photos and work at the code face of the web. Views are mine, all mine. He / him.

Geelong, Australia
Joined November 2009
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Packed! Now for the difficult bit.
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Siri, please show me a tweet that’ll make me feel quite old.
The Teletubbies have touch screen bellies now
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hey it's really totally great that you think that [insert your favourite tech stack here] could help cure coronavirus
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Current mood
Jenny Holzer, US conceptual artist, based in New York, known for her work with text and slogans #womensart #FridayFeeling
Tired - "Let's make an app for food banks." Wired - "Let's donate to food banks."
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Hmm, a new frontend conference. I will click on that to find out more. [Eleven seconds of loading later] This is no frontend conference - this is a JavaScript conference _disguised_ as a frontend conference!
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I think _that_ Family Guy CSS gif is more an analogy for needless refactoring. Peter actually manages to open the blind the first time, but then keeps going and fucks up.
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How many times have you been sagely told by someone that Fairtrade doesn't really help farmers or that it's a marketing scam? 🤔 Head to the blog where we bust the top 7 things people get wrong about #Fairtrade → buff.ly/2ZN4oGQ
In Memoriam. Ultra rare Black Giraffe in South Africa, Killed this year by unrepentant hunter Tess Thompson Talley. She claims it was for "conservation". RT to ban #TrophyHunting in 2019
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Presumption (noun): - the act of presuming - an assumption, usually not completely established, that is taken for granted - unwarrantable or impertinent boldness
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Hi @MylandsOfLondon. I was cycling to work this morning and one of your van drivers nearly hit me when they were overtaking - luckily it was only the wing mirror that hit my shoulder. Could you have a word with your drivers and make sure they give cyclists more room please?
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Verifying myself: I am injms on Keybase.io. 7kHifjE4JyFiCJ58JryK36lBk2wRqIkKbf3y / keybase.io/injms/sigs/7kHifj…
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Important updates are pending!
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
You can't get much more colourful than a rainbow lorikeet. But beware that beak... #colour… instagram.com/p/BIRxTD0BCTF/
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Syncing my iPod like it's 2010 again.
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Best response to a git push from @Bitbucket
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Happy Thursday. Here's fifty photos of pandas looking bored: inj.ms/poplb
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