Bon

Couple a drinks and am poking abody on Facebook xx

Absolutely obsessed with people who check themselves into hospital on Facebook, best believe I’m doing that if I ever need to go to hospital

What actually is the scientific explanation for fireflies by owl city being the best song of all time ever though

Dude u wanna crash the mall?

AI seriously has a vendetta against me

“Lately”

I think I broke Chat GPT

Trends are weird because why the hell is everyone obsessed with those ugly as fuck labubu things

Some 12 year old boys squared up to us and said they “run these streets” in Edinburgh yeah just you wait til I send a letter of complaint to your mother you little cretin

I feel physically ill because I’ve just thought about the fact that there’s heaps of blood circulating my body

My TikTok was hacked so I (hopefully temporarily) made a new one and the fyp is horrific, if I see one more uk teenage chav tiktok I’ll lose my marbles

Mum said that she needs to take the dog to the groomers to get his back sack and crack done

Pay just £140 to look like a world war 2 evacuee

“Say what you think when you think it” - Gigi Hadid

“Are you going to the fridge” “no I’m getting beer”

“All I can smell is onion, what does that mean”

Sean Paul II

My stopwatch has been on for a whole year

Shein absolutely popping off