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Software Engineer, I'm working mostly in PHP and Javascript.

Montpellier
Joined February 2012
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You need to see more tits and build up tolerance.
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Bonjour @SNCF. Connaissant l’#Accessibilité de votre site Web, ce matin, je me suis dit qu’il était prudent, pour préserver mon système nerveux, de commander mes billets de train par téléphone. Et bien mon système nerveux a pris cher et je n’ai toujours pas tous mes billets. 1/
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A pernicious source of bad decisions in our lives… Knowing just enough about a topic to think you’re right, but not enough to know you’re wrong.
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You know, when people hire artists, they look at their portfolio. They don’t hand them a canvas, some watercolors and make them paint in front of an audience.
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Devs watching QA test the product
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Simple almost always wins. Simple businesses. Simple jobs for your employees. Simple structures. Keep it simple!
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For the growing community, I'm excited to release #Kahlan 5.0 which supports PHP 8.0 and also brings a lot of cool stuff like HTML Code Coverage report using Istanbul(JS), tests parallelization... Go check it now! github.com/kahlan/kahlan
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[CP] #Orano accélère le déploiement de solutions digitales à grande échelle #TransformationDigitale #Nucléaire #Industriedufutur 👉 bit.ly/37mA8ai
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When a team has an autonomy on how to realize the task but is not interested in its business context.
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The relative size of particles
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The problem is not people being uneducated. The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught. 🧠
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so glad that my aesthetic revulsion towards decorators meant that i managed to sidestep this years-long clusterfuck. what a circus
Disappointed to see V8 block such an important feature as decorators. Especially with such hand-wavy concerns of "encourages writing non-performant programs" Are there data to support that? JS frameworks widely use Decorators; are there actual problems with those use cases?
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Many thanks to @JoePFerguson for pointing out this nice library in @phparch teapawt.net/phparch/status/1040148…
Read “The Workshop: Describe Your Tests with Kahlan” by @JoePFerguson #php ow.ly/8jt130lHoxV
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Read “The Workshop: Describe Your Tests with Kahlan” by @JoePFerguson #php ow.ly/8jt130lHoxV