Forgot to mention that I got #wifed
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When my best friend tells me sheโs proud of me for not texting him back but I havenโt gotten to the part of the story where I went to his house
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When I was in kindergarten for Halloween we got to wear our costumes to school so I wore my pikachu costume but only wore my underwear underneath and my teacher was like โweโre all putting costumes on later you can take yours off for nowโand I whispered in her ear and said I cant












































