jennifer sheppard

possible tmi/tw? but it feels weird knowing i never planned to live to 30 yet here i am, turning 30 tomorrow. life is a wild ride and i guess i’m in it for the long run

does spotify realize we still have a month left of 2022

my neighbour drove into my parked car and i don’t have time to fix it so if you see me driving around with a scratched up car…. no you didn’t!!!!

is it a millennial quirk to be signed up for every single points system possible

literally have been fearing for my life and house and dog every single week of this year because my roommate forgets to turn off the stove top/oven EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.

anyone else watching the hunter moore doc on netflix? i remember too much of this. what a time we lived in folks

being almost 30 means paying extra for fast pass plus at wonderland so you don’t wait in lines anymore

having no cell service all day got me listening to z103 drive at 5 on my way home

i just got roasted by some gen-z’s because they were all talking about how they’ve never watched the oc before and i chimed in with “i still have my dvd box set from highschool”

guy at the coffee shop i always go to asked if i like a generous amount of cream cheese on my bagel and i said ”well my name is jen… so yes a JENerous amount” and he didn’t say anything just looked at me like 👁👄👁 ….i’m never going back

id like to thank my allergies for convincing me i have covid every day this spring <3

watching the leafs game and turnstile starts playing during intermission :’’) warms my damn heart