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CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Have you noticed nowadays watoto hawana minyoo or mashilingi. Nishawai pakwa chang’aa kwa mashilingi and that’s the reason spirit ya kinyozi doesn’t faze me. Kwanza kulikua na ka utamu ukitolewa mwiba or the occasional jiger in your toe. We’re losing recipes 😂😂
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
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CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Members of the National Assembly have approved Ksh 1,800,000,000 for the Office of the Deputy President to spend over the next three months.
Let’s break it down:
Per month:
Ksh 1,800,000,000 ÷ 3 = Ksh 600,000,000
April, May, and June = 91 days
Per day:
Ksh 1,800,000,000 ÷ 91 = Ksh 19,780,219.78
Per hour:
Ksh 19,780,219.78 ÷ 24 = Ksh 824,175.82
Per minute:
Ksh 824,175.82 ÷ 60 = Ksh 13,736.26
Per second:
Ksh 13,736.26 ÷ 60 = Ksh 228.94
Yes, that’s right, over Ksh 200 spent every second.
Meanwhile, you’re here calculating fare, skipping meals, and being told to “tighten your belt.”
We are not a poor countrywe’re just exceptionally talented at misplacing priorities.
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Transport CS Davis Chirchir inspects ongoing beautification works between JKIA and James Gichuru Road
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Chukuwa Uber hapo junction ukam place inaitwa Ololaimutia , ukifika hapo kwa centre, shuka ukaulize kwa mzee Tirop, ni walking distance, ingia hapo ukafanye mjengo na wanaauumee wenzako...
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
I hope Ruto wins in 2027. I hope people who have seen the transformation in healthcare under SHA vote for him. I hope the middle class stop whining about hardship when their hard earned money is used in building houses for the poor. I hope the youth & NYOTA beneficiaries vote for him immensely because they will get more money for business, more employment opportunities, & more representation in the government.
I hope people overlook rising cost of living, poor healthcare, police brutality, and corruption in this administration.
I hope Ruto is elected because lessons are learned through consequences. Kenyans reject warnings until reality confirms them. If Kenyans must “learn the hard way,” then let that lesson be clear, documented, and irreversible, so the next choice is made with memory, not hope alone.
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Huyo nae ameniuliza kama niko na gari, nimemwambia ile kitu niko nayo inaguruma ni tumbo pekee.
CÔMMÔÑ__SÈÑSË retweeted
Nimepanda mat, kamagera akasema ni 50 bob. Time ya kulipa wakaitisha 70 bob, I was seated next to this cute babe, kalianzaa kulia bana karibu nikalipie nikakumbuka vile they despise good men, nilifungua dirisha harufu ya town chafu iniue instead.
