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Comedian, Actor, scribe📍 NYC 🏠 Chicago ; they/them/elle ✉️: [email protected] 🇵🇷 🇲🇽

New York, NY
Joined September 2010
For NYU’s The Latinx Project I got to interview the amazing Gían Pérez. Read it all here: latinxproject.nyu.edu/interv…
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accepting the cards that have been dealt to me…
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I just know one of the guys is just going to show up in briefs and nothing else to make a statement
The Met Gala 2027 theme is “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Attendees will reimagine ordinary clothing items through the lens of high fashion.
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We can always hand it to Grover to get the job done! 💪💙
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So there’s this film that shattered my soul finding the beauty in art-
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I love to see millennial politicians lean into their cringe. I like that Mamdani didn’t try to bury his rapper phase. AOC dancing to Lisztomania? Iconic. Talarico watching Drag Race? Fun! They can connect to culture (and constituents) on a human level; hard to govern without it
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pork rinds and hummus. so wrong, so right
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I also liked this one
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Elmo knows that Mr. Sun will come back out to play when Mr. Sun is ready! ☂️ ☀️
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imagine you are about to get married and the officiant asks "is love truly blind?"
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haircut and beard trim got me feeling like i’m 25 (derogatory)
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We all could use an abrazo today 🤗
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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If anyone finds a cookie, let me know. 🪩🍪
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Jijiji TFW this is 33 🪐 #solarreturn 🎂 #33ThirtyMe guaoooooo hi world
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If you wish to buy me a drizzank On venmo I’m at @ m-hurtado ☄️
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Telling the truth lowers inflammation in the body.
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Super annoying that my primary care doc moved his office to Harlem but it means I get to see the Seinfeld diner every 3 months 🙂
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Let their behavior be your closure.
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