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GWAR Invades Canada 1990 / Much Music / Toronto, ON 🇨🇦💨💀sound on💀💨🇨🇦
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Soledad Miranda in Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
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Huang floating to spy pussy like pie left on a windowsill: "Oh boy!" 34 year old that looked at their 401k:
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had another affair with an executive at the company, according to a report from The New York Times. This is his second known affair, following his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy. (nytimes.com/2026/11/11/techn…)
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The futuristic spaceship living quarters envisioned by concept artist Bamarni Zana. Designed for a crew of eight, the interior combines compact sleeping compartments, exposed cables, industrial piping and structural beams integrated into the ship's angled hull.
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my dad hit an alien heading home from the bar last night busted its legs up real bad we’ve been torturing it in the garage for like 6 hours now lol
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Replying to @powcampsurvivor
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Replying to @powcampsurvivor
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XL HOMO is the best random fake chinese brand name i’ve seen in a while
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I really do enjoy how older depictions of demons and the occult in general could get so bizarre and theatrical. The Compendium rarissimum has some of my favorites.
Honestly, it’s really hard to say since there’s so many great demon designs out there so I’m gonna talk about a more obscure one. It’s the demon from the painting “The Temptation of ST Anthony” it was painted by a Salvator Rosa in 1645 It’s genuinely really frightening oh my god
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"what harry potter house are you?" no i wouldnt think about that. i'd think about if i was on solid snake's team in shadow moses and he called me what would my special interest be? i think i could talk to him about famous tanks in history
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This man rescued 45 dogs that were about to be put down and turned his home into a giant dog sanctuary
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Of course. Lol
Undercover ATF agents went shooting with David Koresh nine days before the deadly Waco raid. One agent even allowed Koresh to shoot his pistol. The ATF would later claim that a paramilitary raid was necessary because Koresh was too dangerous and elusive.
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. I’ll pick you up at 7. Wear that dress I like.
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Oh yeah, Prof. Gosch’s got you, this is basically my area of expertise. Problem is you haven’t read enough about Stasi spymaster Markus Wolf and his Romeo Spies program that used male honey traps to amorously recruit sources, among them NATO interpreters, West German secretaries, and the like. The Americans really isn’t that far off, as sexpionage is a time-honored practice employed by basically every secret service
How come I never heard of male honeypots seducing women for secrets
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Demons in traditional paintings were lowkey grisly.
Honestly, it’s really hard to say since there’s so many great demon designs out there so I’m gonna talk about a more obscure one. It’s the demon from the painting “The Temptation of ST Anthony” it was painted by a Salvator Rosa in 1645 It’s genuinely really frightening oh my god
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Have you seen an alligator sneeze before
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havent jacked off in 3 days i almost nutted in my pants during the racially motivated TSA patdown
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