I love guns, bullets, knives, and smashing slowly pitched softballs. Currently cannon fodder in a future Wendigo Wolf Lodge, but aspiring to be an actual wolf.
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When your mom wants to take just one more pic of you in your Paw Patrol Halloween costume, but you’re done with all the bullshit.
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Just a window and door to go on, but here’s my great-grandmother c. 1920. Just learned at a family reunion she bootlegged to make ends meet when her husband left her with 5 kids. I’d like to think there’s a couple dozen Mason jars of ‘shine in the back 😁. @davescaridservice
@TommyCarrigan5 RE: The Charlie Kirk murder, it's interesting they chose a "HADES" spy plane for the kill. After all, Hades, the god of the underworld, had a 'Cap Of Invisibility' which granted the wearer the power to remain unseen. I can't believe this was a coincidence.
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@JiujitsuOtter Dude my bear sweater gi is here, but I've missed the delivery driver twice lol. I'm as excited as a kid on Christmas day!
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Welp, looks like my local Menards has my next present to myself. @wayofftheres will undoubtedly be proud…
@D_The_Husband Do you have any ugly sweater bear rash guards left? I would really love to purchase one.
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CB Bucknor right now thinking about all the calls he’s gonna have overturned behind home plate today.
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Hey @jemelehill, quick question: Do you still support Khelif beating the shit out of women?
Idiot.
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Now it makes sense why Attia @PeterAttiaMD suddenly quit his surgical residency and went to work for business management/consulting company McKinsey and Company c. 2006.
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All the talk from climbers about how “easy” Taipei 101 was reminds me of the joke about guitar players and light bulbs….(paraphrasing)
Q: How many climbers does it take to climb Taipei 100?
A: 100. One to actually do it, and 99 to get on X and tweet, “Yeah, I could do that.”
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