Everything I tweet brings my family great shame. Frequent non-contributor of https://teapawt.net/t.co/FPY8bzIqdv
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The thing about sitting alone at a bar is that you are left with nothing besides hearing bits of all the conversations and you gotta basically channel surf to see what's good
My favorite thing is when I see an Instagram story that says "Don't skip! Post [some thing]" and I skip the hell out of it. Captions aren't the boss of me
So the fact Gyro uses steel balls and the race is called the Steel Ball Run is just a weird coincidence, huh?
Some SNL cast member just lost an easy role in next weekend's cold open
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
Fox News: But the bigger story is, if they had evidence of how the interaction went, why didn't they release it earlier
The @kellyclarkson tapes are OUT! And guess what? The footage shows NO evidence of her being disparaged. What it DOES show is her looking at the bird, staff assisting otherS, and Kelly having an outburst as she leaves - and other customers clearly uncomfortable by her conduct.
Hey @McDonalds , who the hell do you think you are? Like I haven't been running up point on this for years?
Dark Day for Baseball is definitely the strongest episode of #IASIP this season
Has he always looked like Tom Riddle?
A CNN investigation has found that while Jared Kushner acted as a key Middle East peace negotiator, his private equity firm held the largest stake in an Israeli company backing businesses tied to Israel's military campaign in Gaza, including its largest arms manufacturer. cnn.it/4y0xe5x
- And what's your name?
- Scott
- We already got a Scott. Do you have a nickname?
- Uh... Stew.
- Stuart?
- No. No, just Stew
