kick me under the table all you want, i won't shut up.
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if you don't think that #BlackLivesMatter and #TransLivesMatter and #BlackTransLivesMatter then we have nothing to talk about.
2 minutes into @danlippertcool as Bill Walton on Air Bud and I am crying with laughter. Not sure my heart can take this whole episode...
Imagine my surprise at being one of the chosen few…my work shoe game is about to be taken up a notch! 😂😂
Keep calm and Ka-chow! It’s Lightning McQueen Day! 🏎️ 💨 SO he's back! For only 95 Hours you can enter our drawing for a chance to purchase your very own pair of Adult Lightning McQueen Crocs! crocs.shoes/LMQDay
believing more and more in karma today...and in the power of surrounding yourself with positivity and cutting out the nonsense.
just keep watching this on repeat - i guess it's my version of reciting psalms of gratitude or some shit
Montage of Bob Odenkirk Yelling - Mr. Show youtu.be/LafMgjmBV2k via @YouTube
I have never been happier to see a tweet. The universe needs @mrbobodenkirk in it.
man, fuck cancer. rip ebi, thanks for all the laughs
Today we said a final goodbye to our friend, Ebi aka @nurselifern. Ebi, you were a tremendous human being, making us all laugh with your sarcastic and quick wit. We speak for our followers when we say, you brought sunshine into our lives daily. Rest in peace, friend.
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Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS
After a long wait the big day has finally arrived, a group photo we all like. Oh and also we’ve just started shooting the new @KITHOnline series for Amazon. Here we go.
music.apple.com/us/album/spr… I cannot stop listening to this omg
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Grazing goats are keeping Madison’s parks free from invasive species. nbc15.com/2021/05/25/grazing…
Can Twitter just be pictures of peoples bookshelves plz? It’s the only content I really need.
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Legit cackling at Carl Tart and @danlippertcool on this weeks @ComedyBangBang holy shit.