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mygod boy moms are fucking crazy
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Taylor Swift has a song about this
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our father, who voted early.. hallowed be thy swag
Pope Leo XIV has become the first-ever Pope to vote in a U.S. election. (via AP) He submitted a Chicago mail-in ballot for the 2026 midterms.
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an insane graphic
Eagles DB Michael Carter II threw a baby shower for 40 Philly moms on Medicaid 🍼 Car seats. Cribs. Diapers. 15,000+ supplies to families this year. Just named NFLPA Week 8 Community MVP. Next up: a shot at $100K for his foundation. Root for this man 🦅
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Brother, the Eagles' graphic designers are currently using font size 6
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team so decimated by injury as the 2026 New England Patriots.
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the head i would give him
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🚨Trump is LOSING it on stage after he says the protestors are perfectly timing their heckling: TRUMP: “I've had three unbelievable punch lines, and I have been hit three times at the punch line. They are going to go away saying, trump is a lousy speaker. No, these guys are losers, man.”
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so FUCK YOU if i can't have us
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The Silence of the Voters
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Harris with her running mate.
Kamala Harris joins Jon Ossoff on stage.
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“Immediately after Taylor Swift gave the most influential celebrity endorsement of all time for democratic candidate Kamala Harris, high level Republican executives got straight to work delegitimizing her with a bizarre strategy— ‘paint an outspoken liberal as one of our own, and use the far left to do it.’ It became one of the most successful political strategies of all time.” #IStandWithTaylorSwift
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I voted Democrat every year, including 2024. But his year I'm voting... also democrat, because I didn't get a freakin lobotomy in the past two years.
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the replies to this tweet are the greatest thing you'll see today
The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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You could kill like half the founding fathers by telling them this
Pope Leo will vote in the upcoming US midterm elections via a mail ballot in the Vatican. 🫵 Will YOU be at the polls on Tuesday, November 3, too?
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I don’t care if we’re 2-15 or 15-2. If the Eagles are playing, I’m rooting for the Eagles to win. Actively hoping your own team loses for a better draft pick will never be me🤷🏼‍♀️
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Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker meets with Pope Leo XIV and brings him cans of 'Da Pope' beer from a Chicago brewery: "Thank you for welcoming me. We bring good tidings from Chicago."
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The better Dems do on Tuesday, the more likely this ticket is
Harris/Ossoff 2028 thats The Tweet AND The Ticket
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😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Get well soon Jalen 💚🦅🙏 #FlyEaglesFly
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