retired feral rat girl

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

next week is may. may all the divas find their whimsy and spark again

how life feels when your hair wash day lines up with your plans

when someone asks how you are but you can’t say regulating ur nervous system, unlearning toxic habits, and outgrowing people so you say “yeah i’m good”

u must carry big sexy feral diva aura thats how you attract all the good things in life

I love friendships that start from a feral diva recognizing another feral diva

they hate when you serve sexy hot diva while being a lil odd and weird

how am I supposed to work? I have to go to pilates. get a green juice. go for a walk. journal. dilly dally. do a blowout. and my skincare. cook dinner. get 9 hours of sleep.

I am done drinking alcohol. Unless my fav DJ is in town. Or it’s a special occasion like a holiday. Or if it’s really nice out. Or if I feel like it.

feralmaxxing summer 2026

chris lake right in front of the capitol. dc isn’t real

recession indicator: coming out of your retired party girl era & summoning the old feral rat to get through these trying times

my house is on pretty girl avenue. ur house is on ugly bitch island. we are not the same 🩷

the diva in me sees the diva in u

ever since I was a little girl I knew i’d succeed because i’m insane & a diva

being a diva has a habit of returning

diva just because you have an office job doesn’t mean u can’t doll yourself up like you used to when u were 16 just for fun

2025 made u strong. 2026 will make u sexy & happy diva