@_num4

I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife 💀 Girl mom 👩🏿‍❤️‍👩🏿💕

 Kenya
Joined April 2023
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As the long holidays begin please protect the children 🙏🏾 when you see something speak up, report abuse, rape, assault, have zero tolerance for pedos!
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Nvm I just remembered how awful it was growing up in one.
Patpat💖🌸@_num4Oct 14
I'm going to have a beautiful blended family and a gorgeous cat.
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I have the worst back and shoulder ache kama mtu ako 50s 😭
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Graduation delayed is graduation denied, #Rutomustgo!
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Erick Omondi si aone vile anaweza saidi huyu pia akue admitted to Chiromo aki, we're clearly dealing with a mad man.
Lightcast TV Kenya
@Lightcasttvke15h
"From January next year 2027, all our UNIVERSITY, TVET and KMTC will be FREE," ~ Pres. Ruto
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Eniolacore💋💗@pretty_eni2622h
I’ve been without a boyfriend and without money and I can confirm being without money is way worse
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The gym is a good place to start sindio? what time do most 🥷🏾 go to work out?
Patpat💖🌸@_num415h
Wacha nitafute hata wa kunidanganya nimeheal ya kutosha 😂
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Wasn't everyone going to get a medal at the end of the marathon ama? I don't get why he wouldn't just take a few minutes and use a toilet 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Gumbaru school wameeka graduation mid November jamani, mtoto amengoja hadi akachoka 😂
Patpat💖🌸@_num4Sep 24
Shule mtoto ako sai imeongezwa car wash, wanaosha carpet hadi nduthi hapo nje 😂 Mungu nipee pesa aki 😭
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Hapa mlikataa kunijibu?
Patpat💖🌸@_num4Oct 21
Hiyo app sai wanaweza withdraw pesa? hali si hali 😂
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Wacha nitafute hata wa kunidanganya nimeheal ya kutosha 😂
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Kulala mchana hukuwa a really bad move, I don't know how toddlers manage to wake up full of energy.
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My favorite things about the holidays is the very colorful hairstyles and cute pajamas and onesies kids have, they're so cute 🥺
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Rasna Warah@RasnaWarah7 Nov 2023
A hard-hitting article on why Ruto might turn Kenya into a desert. africanarguments.org/2023/11…

President Ruto is not Africa's Mia Mottley | African Arguments

Kenya's President Ruto has reinvented himself as Africa's climate champion. His policy contradictions reveal this is just his latest hustle.

africanarguments.org
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My younger brother @oyugi_alexander has been kidnapped kidnappers asked for a 50k ransom yesterday we reported this to buruburu police station since my brother's phone is off and it was the one they used to call my other two brothers for the ransom
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Doing some reading and writing exercises and I don't know how kindergarten teachers do this everyday 😭 wacha nijikaze I don't end up with a Sudi in my home 😂
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Here are the people who are responsible for the trees getting cut all across forests in Kenya starting with the board of @KeForestService
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Patpat💖🌸 retweeted
vale ⚢@0nl1n3_l0v3Oct 25
"twitter is for porn" me reading french tweets on my tl
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Trying to get the girls kuzoea sleeping alone but every morning I find them next to me.
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"young people are technology experts" me trying to delete a blank page in word
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First time I'm tipsy and sad, what a waste of alcohol, luteal phase is a bitch!
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