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Jay-Z will be the headline performer for the Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stsdium in Los Angeles on Valentines Day 2027.
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NEWS: Oregon coach Dan Lanning announces that star quarterback Dante Moore is not expected to play the rest of the season. He hasn’t played since suffering a concussion against USC on Sept. 26. Moore returned to Oregon for 2026 after projecting as a top pick in the NFL Draft.
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Oh it’s saved in my household Adam.
Save the date: Feb. 14, 2027.
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Got damn! I didn’t even know Cason was injured.
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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Who is it that’s got to all gassed up? Changing your opinion on meeee
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Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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The most judgemental ppl be having the most unhealed shit going on.
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Orlando Magic guard Jalen Suggs has been diagnosed with a mild bone bruise in his right knee and will be re-evaluated in two weeks, sources tell ESPN. Suggs avoided any other major structural damage.
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Sports betting took over the drug game lol
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PAPOOSE NEW FREESTYLE DISSES EAZY THE BLOCK CAPTAIN 🚨OUT NOW🚨
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Beek retweeted
Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000 employees.. whoa!
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Saints and LSU are both off this week. Tulane plays Friday in Charlotte. Biggest football game in town is Karr vs. St. Augustine Saturday night at Tad Gormley Stadium.
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I want to align myself with more readers in 2027.
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Reminder: this will be the final year that Alabama and LSU play an annual game. Tide and Tigers will not meet during the 2027 season for the first time since 1963. LSU next comes to Tuscaloosa in 2028, and Alabama after next week won't go to Baton Rouge for a regular season game until at least 2030 (the SEC has only finalized schedules through 2029).
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😭😭😭😭
Your uncle 7 Miller Lites deep against your 9 year old cousin in the Turkey Bowl
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Top of the top! 🌞
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Mahomes got smacked lmaoooo
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We are so back!!
JUJU WATKINS TODAY: • 18 POINTS • 3 REBOUNDS • 3 STEALS • 2 ASSISTS • 23 MINUTES PLAYED WELCOME BACK JUJU!
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