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🎼Melomaniac | Chelsea | Barcelona | Zimbabwean.

Waterfalls,Harare,Zimbabwe.
Joined December 2015
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We’re inches away from the truth coming out about Premier League referees and Chelsea.
🚨JUST IN: Michael Oliver will NOT referee in the Premier League this weekend. He previously accepted a paid refereeing assignment in the UAE, where Manchester City’s owners are based. Oliver has refereed in EVERY Premier League gameweek prior to this.
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PSG almost ruined bro's career. He should be around 950 to 980 goals by now.
🚨 Lionel Messi is now just 70 goals away from 1000 career goals. 🤯
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Why are you bombing me with your adverts i didn't sign up for. 3 Ads within 5mins. Mashaya zvekuita here nekudhakwa kwakaita network yenyu. Fix your network first 😤 @NetOneCellular
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Why are you always changing your WhatsApp customer care number and you don't bother notifying us. WhatsApp banking is acting up as well @NedbankZimbabwe
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🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Mykhailo Mudryk is clear to play again after doping accusations. Case settled. Mudryk, expected to join Chelsea in Hong Kong for pre-season tour. He’s gonna be available immediately.
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Overtaking zvavo pa double continuous lines
We need highway patrol urgently, this is so ridiculous. We are going to be mourning every day until these bus companies are held accountable
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Magic touch 🪄
Yes, those photos you’ve seen are real. More than 18 years ago, a baby named Lamine Yamal and his mom Sheila met Lionel Messi at a UNICEF fundraising photoshoot. Today, their achievements on the pitch inspire millions. Off the pitch, both Messi and Lamine Yamal use their voices and platforms as UNICEF Goodwill Ambassadors to support and advocate for children around the world. The goal? That every child survives, thrives, and fulfils their potential. We are proud to have them on our team. Credit: Joan Monfort
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2nd semi final
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Cubarsí escorting Mbappe out of the stadium
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Do you think Trump can do Ronaldo a favour and bring them back into the tournament
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I'm in Zimbabwe and I know this is a false rape accuser. Keep exposing each time she tries to rebrand without properly taking accountability🙏🏾
I need a gym buddy. If you’re a gym bro, text me.🙈
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Asi Freeman paakaimba song yevakoma ve drip aida kufadza ani chaizvo😤. Zve ma sleepover zvanga zviri necessary here. Izvozvi ndasvika ku sleepover kwacho munhu wacho achiiridza 😭.
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Finally they made the decision after irreparable damage is already done. But this is 1 part of the problem, the directors needs to go as well they have made a chain of bad decisions.
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Chelsea and Strasbourg fans are set to march side by side in London next month, protesting against their BlueCo ownership. {@Matt_Law_DT}
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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arturo Vidal on Barça's game vs. Newcastle: "Ninety minutes at the Camp Nou against Barcelona is not a short time, it is an eternity." "Newcastle will suffer because nights like this at this level are always like that." "Newcastle come with their financial power and the intensity of the Premier League, but they are entering a temple where money does not matter."
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What Barcelona is doing to Newcastle shouldn't be shown to kids
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I hope this shuts up all the haters who think Barca can't excel in EPL . This team is too good and young. Its only going to get scarier for all the haters teapawt.net/i/status/2034351783284…
The way Barcelona open up Newcastle with ease is outstanding. They are not breaking any sweat. Too easy.
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