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Helen

@_pierrelecat

Director of @weareintro by day, #blogger by night + a bookworm in between. New Mam. Likes old petrol stations, climbing & cats. Work tweets @_HelenStatham 🍤

 North West, UK
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Joined October 2011
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Unpopular opinion: I can’t stand the 😂 emoji. I feel disappointed in myself every time I use it.
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Took the littlest @weareintro intern to @BBC_Cumbria to chat to @carolinerbrtsn about #breastfeeding... We also managed to coordinate our outfits AND get out the house before 9am. Now that’s a productive start to the week. #normalisebreastfeeding #Cumbria
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The ultimate messy bun is the one that’s mainly baby puke.
Funnier in capitals.
your friend, Dracula (@Remember_Sarah) profile pictureyour friend, Dracula@Remember_Sarah14 May 2019
The last text you sent is the title of your memoir
Here we go again. Trying to kick my early morning cold coffee addiction... Right after my early morning cold coffee.
At the hairdressers. They’re talking diets and calorie counting while I wolf down four @lotusbiscoff biscuits as if I’ve never been fed. #newmam
We’re having a run out. I’m taking three coats. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? #coatlife #newmam
Things they don’t tell you about having a baby: all weekends consist of is deciding which garden centre to wander around and eat your tuna-based meal. #newmam
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Dobbies and tuna panini today in case you were wondering.
good morning
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What a coincidence that ‘ill-fitting jeans’ seem to be in fashion right now... My pre-pregnancy pairs are going to look GREAT 💁🏼‍♀️
Happy #InternationalWomensDay I’m spending it with the newest lady in my life... Kitty Esther Statham. Six weeks after surprising us with an early arrival, she’s continued to keep us on our toes. It won’t be long until she’s ready to put in a shift at @weareintro! #newmam
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Favourite thing about maternity leave so far... Three episodes of Fraiser every weekday morning.
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Two episodes on a Saturday too. Yesssssssssssssssssss.
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Got the biggest smile from the baby while I was singing along to the Frasier theme tune this morning. Ohhh, she’s a keeper.
We’re six weeks in... The novelty of the parent and child parking spaces still hasn’t worn off yet. #mamlife
After working on filling her nappy for what feels like ALL MORNING, the baby is finally asleep 💩 Now to fit everything I need to do for the day into the next 30 minutes. #mamlife
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I made a meme about punctuation
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Washed my hair for the first time this month. My main concerns: 1. Will my baby still recognise me? 2. I hope this lasts until March 💁🏼‍♀️ #newmam
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jo@whatsJo4 May 2018
her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* what
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