@_pteradactyl

people come here for the jokes, the bj’s are shit

Joined December 2022
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Hangovers are so jewish who invented this shit
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Cistern of a down, bathroom inspired cover band
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Brother just described a BM as “porcelain Hiroshima”
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Uncle Dennis retweeted
ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24
I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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The worst part about lollipops is having to eat the stick at the end
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Over plucked one of my eyebrows kms
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Where can I get fresh guavas in Auckland 😭
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I'd rather vote for a party that engages with gangs, than one that protects paedophiles. Yes, ACT, I'm looking at you #OTG
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I present to you, a filthy gin martini
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These politicians are coming up with Grindr slang better than the gays. Like wdym “fiscal hole”
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Autists be like, is the train still running
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Just slipped on a butter chicken pie, only in New Zealand
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Sending this to my mum (hint: grandma just died)
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I love rediscovering my dairy intolerance every few months
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Uncle Dennis retweeted
Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 19
Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.
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“Can you perform something off Life of a Showgirl”
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Claire has been lobotomised
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Watch Seymour be the only one to oppose the under 16s social media ban
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Uncle Dennis retweeted
tilde@tilde_postingOct 16
ACT is getting their message out in epsom
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