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Don't waste your precious free time by sleeping on weekends. Sleep in business meetings, you will be actually paid for it.

U.P. buses don't have designated stops, they literally stop in the middle of the road.

A gentle reminder: Please file your ITR on time... so when I inevitably file mine at the last minute, the website doesn't crash.

AI is scary. Someone created a video of me attending an interview at a different company on the same day I took sick leave from work. This is crazy.

Wtf do you mean the movie was slow ??? Watch it at 1.5x mode ffs.

"Never give up" is a very non contextual statement. Give up, if it's too much to handle, Give up, if it's taking your mental peace, Give up, if there's no light at the end of the Tunnel, Give up, because you just want to give up...

Zindagi ka sabse bada struggle to captcha me "i" aur "L" ko lekar hi hai..

Salman in pre movie ads: "Goldiee masaale, jaha jaayein, rishte banaaye" The audience sitting next to me: "aapan rishta ta banawe naahi paeela sasur..."

If you ever fall in love with me, please let me know so we can sit together and laugh at your life choices.

You won’t suffer an existential crisis if you don’t even exist. 🤌

उनके वादों में था आऊँगा याद उनसे दूर जाकर भी, नासमझ दिल को अभी भी उन हिचकियों की तलाश है।

तेरी हर एक ज़िद क़ुबूल, बस इक तेरा छोड़ के जाना गवारा नहीं.

Sneeze karke "sorry" bolne ka kaunsa riwaz hai bhai wo to mere control me bhi nhi tha.

𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐱 just hired this kid for their new campaign. In the excitement, he said, “Jaldi lagao!” They later clarified that he only has to be on the poster.

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And remember, when there is no one around to walk with you, you will face no hindrance in life. Learn, improvise, and move forward. 🦋

Just a gentle reminder: Today is salary day, but it's the festive month ahead. Spend wisely.

My manager posted, "Are we really independent?" So I added a bug in the code, got it approved by my team member, merged it to master, and TeamCity deployed it to production. Now he has been calling me the whole night. Looks like he is not really independent.