Snuggled up on the couch eating the chicken gnocchi soup I just made and I think this is what heaven must feel like
Was told the Touch Tunes at the bar was unavailable for song requests. I鈥檒l just go ahead and not exist then. Like why even be here
Getting in a game of 3v3 pickup this morning was not on my to do list but it鈥檒l play #thatsbasketball
My cousin keeps sending me the most unfunny reels on ig and it鈥檚 getting taxing fake laughing at them. Like no the dog barking at a scarecrow isn鈥檛 funny to me
Getting irrationally aroused thinking about being home and opening up a bag of Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn and rewatching a tv show I鈥檝e seen 30 times
This jar of cookie butter is unnecessarily huge and I like it like that #expandcookiebutter
Might doxx my golf swing if it means getting helpful advice for hitting the ball lower and gaining carry. Golf connoisseurs please tap in







