@_raqqquel

i’m not like other girls. i’m worse.

 •Chicago•
Joined September 2011
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Thinking about my first job ever as a “Halloween Helper” @ Party City. They would let us wear whatever costumes we wanted for our shift and then put them back in the bags to selI..would pick the sluttiest ones. “Rachel, that’s see-through” -Ya, I know. 😫😫
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It was ‘seasonal’. With a chance to be full-time after. I was NOT asked back 🥹🤪
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Patriots went to the SB? We just beat them? So do the math? It’s mathin!
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Horny. WHY? The Bears.
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Sometimes life gives you signs
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Reason like today are why I refuse to get an Oura ring. My blood pressure is THROUGH THE FUCKING ROOF RN!!!!
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Poor Ditka rolling in his grave already. I’m fucking SICK to my stomach
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Karaoke night is going well 🤣😭
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There is a god & he obviously created @Chilis
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Keenum giving me old school Cutler vibes. Electric!! LFG!!!! 🐻⬇️😤
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Raquel retweeted
WBR@W_B_RickSep 21
I feel bad for everyone whose quarterback doesn’t love their city enough to cry on the injury cart honestly
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I was already hungover and wanting to die but this is whole other level of pain
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I’m aware this is too much for alil Bears preseason game. 😝🐻⬇️
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So, I think we can all agree - we wish we went to Penn State circa 2023.
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So like I need a fantasy football league to join. My work doesn’t do one & it’s criminal
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Aww just another tornado warning and week full of rain to really close off the worst summer weather in Chicago fucking EVER.
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WhY DiDnT yOU BuY a HoUsE in ThE CItYy??
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Been driving around with my mom all day and she’s called several people ‘dumb cunts’. I am my mother’s daughter.
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Chicago bars I miss from my youth: RIP 🪦 Maxbar Kendalls Dillingers Mad River Uncle Fattys McFaddens Forza
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Me pulling up to school the Monday after Spring Break every year. #ufc #paddy
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