Lexington, KY
Joined December 2011
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Emily Schlacks retweeted
i love when i’m driving and maps is like yoooo is that accident still there?? umm, you gonna put me on the payroll?? i’m not helping you do your job until i fill out my W2. i’m not a volunteer
Emily Schlacks retweeted
i want to see kendall take the ACT, have the entire family vacation in destin florida, watch kylie do her own taxes, have kourtney and alabama work a shift at an applebees, and give reign his allowance and drop him off at a casino – at Louisville, KY
Emily Schlacks retweeted
I would like to recommend therapy to anyone who willing asked for their own red flags via instagram stories
Emily Schlacks retweeted
my toxic trait is i really think i could have been a popstar if my parents had been more supportive in my youth
The bachelor is always acting like “calling someone’s character into question” is the worst possible thing like I don’t be questioning my own character every day #BacheloretteABC
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There’s nothing as stressful as the nail lady telling you to relax your hand. This is as relaxed as it gets for me
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Emily Schlacks retweeted
Sorry I didn’t reply I’ve been on tik tok for two hours watching someone restock their refrigerator and pantry. My bad.
Olympic swimmers really do be giving it their all just to get out of the pool for some random reporter to ask “how come you didn’t win”
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Emily Schlacks retweeted
remember the box from Tayshia’s season? this is him now. feel old yet?
#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette
Emily Schlacks retweeted
millennials complaining about not having olivia rodrigos music when they were 15 as if secondhand serenade didn’t exist