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Joined April 2019
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yesterday was my little sister’s birthday bought her a cake and she’ll come pick it up later today. Never in my 28 years on earth has anyone ever bought me a cake on my birthday, she has it soft
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a 90 mins deep tissue massage session was booked for me! I have the best people in my life like crazy.
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abeg no put me for talk!
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right?
as soon as a nigga find out you not stupid, now you crazy
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😂no lie and mind you I was minding my business too! He’s a bastard fr
“I want something serious with you.” Ah! 😭 Please ooo 🤲🏾🤲🏾 I just finished taking care of myself after the last person that wanted something serious finished with me seriously 😩
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And if you see this, my lawyer will be in touch with you for my money in December. If you know what is good for you, you better run me my money!
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never thought I’d see classical conditioning being used this way wtf 😭😂🤣🤣
I’ve been pavloved omg. Men are genuinely so evil😭 fucked this man so much on my period now he’s all my body wants during that time.
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don’t fall for it
Moaning in general is performative because women don’t moan when they’re masturbating 😭😭🚮
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October is my birth month for a reason! Best month all year long for me! Started with me almost losing my mind and ending so blissfully! I’m so loved man and I’ll never let anyone make me feel otherwise!
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
Imagine getting caught for killing someone and it wasn't blood you left behind, it wasn't your alibi, and it wasn't witness.. no no, it was bugs, fungus and teeth. Forensic Mycology, Dentistry and Entomology are what we're looking at today!
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
An unattended death is any death that doesn't happen in the presence of another or under medical supervision. Typically they are not found for days, weeks or even months. This is the story of my first unattended death, and the first call that really touched me personally. The decedent was a woman in her 40s who was a complete hermit/shut-in who drank herself to death. She worked from home, and had alcohol delivered to her almost daily. When i first entered the bedroom where she began dying, there was a MOUNTAIN of paper bags and empty bottles next to her bed. It was higher than the bed and had to be at least 100 wine and vodka bottles. I think what got to me was the fact that it could have very easily been me.
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
I called MTN today because I was surprised that my 399 bundle is finished. I bought it on the 6th of this month. I only used it on social media. It was yesterday that I started watching something. When I told the person why I was surprised the person was like Why don't you use it
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I know a boy, we probably won’t speak ever again idk sigh
i love boys who whimper when they stroke their dick 😩
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you say hey and you do the fake checking up thingy and say I miss you. send boobs after that and watch you get dick that day or the next. never fails
how do u text the dick man for dick
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
“i’ve never had this sort of connection with anybody before” oga just do your 3 months dey go abeg.
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
the next fuck i will fuck. oh my god.
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
stop being so hard on yourself and be hard in me instead
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Born to be used by a ovulating unstable woman
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𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊 retweeted
😼: liat nih touchscreen… gue pencet langsung keluar makanan.
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