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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmma8 Jun 2025

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stephen ➫@stephenattongSep 21

they be inventing new ways to overwhelm you at the eaton centre

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaJul 4

CAAAAPPOOOOOOOOOOMGHHHH

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@HaterReportJul 3

“You can only celebrate your own country’s success” Me celebrating Cape Verde equalizing against Argentina:

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaJun 30

this game will last forever 😭

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaMay 21

This app used to be my HOME 😔

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaMay 21

You really had to be there to understand this tweet

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Waiting to Oxtail

@ThatDudeMCFLYMay 2

Good morning.

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaMay 3

YANITEDD

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Terrance 9️⃣

@spiketeejointApr 11

Seeing these WNBA contracts say million at the end makes my heart smile.

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaApr 11

Unfortunately they were right. It was not propaganda. I unwillingly switched from oat milk to almond milk and have been less bloated since. To everyone still regularly consuming oat milk, enjoy the ignorance, I envy you. 😔💔

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@tudimebetoMar 31

Este jugador de Australia estaba festejando un gol contra Curazao, le aventaron un guante desde la tribuna y se puso a bailar como Michael Jackson. Ya se siente el ambiente mundialista jajaja.

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simi💁🏾‍♀️@_simsimmmaMar 31

😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

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@JaretGoldFeb 10

The Olympics are great cause I’m legitimately pissed about a sport I have no idea how the rules work

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@RobertFreundLawFeb 10

Behold, the attachment.

@Simon_IngariFeb 9

Stop using "please find attached" in your emails.

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Nathan@OIuwatosinFeb 10

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

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Sean Bowie@Sean_B_taketwoFeb 8

I want to show that I’m Canada down, but sadly I don’t have any pictures of myself holding a door open for someone who is so far away that it ends up being super awkward.

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@MySportsUpdateFeb 8

Today is your one-year warning… The Super Bowl and Valentine’s Day fall on the same day next year. Start planning now.

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The Impatient Tourist

@ImpatienTouristFeb 7

I see your Square One and raise you a Pearson Airport departures.....

Moolissa🐄@mamaasquishyFeb 7

I'm convinced sq1 is where all the adults get dropped for their first day on earth

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— don@dracosrevengeFeb 8

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

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ethical hater@DijahSBFeb 7

yes i’m canadian i should b used to the cold and the snow blah blah brother this not the same kind of cold from yesteryear

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