hot dog joint
stephenville, tx
Joined March 2009
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larry the cable skye retweeted
of mice and men is crazy because it’s a book about a friend blowing a friend’s head clean off and you read it with all your friends in 7th grade
adulting is getting rid of the couch that you got for free from a frat house and finally purchasing one so your adult friends can sleep or do whatever they feel like on it also
larry the cable skye retweeted
When I was in second grade I played soccer and in one game I scored a goal in my own net, on the drive home my dad told me that in some countries if did that they would have me executed , that's what I think about now every time I watch soccer
larry the cable skye retweeted
joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people
batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you
joker:
batman:
joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
in the last few days my house lost electricity, my AC said no, the water heater broke and now my wifi is out
my house is trying to kill me
do y’all think if i put jess on my shoulders and we wore a trench coat we could pass for being one person
you know this texas weather has us a chokehold when it’s 103° outside & we’re like “huh it’s really not that hot today compared to usual”
ordered chickfila 12 count nugget & only received 9. half tempted to call them and say “god saw that”
larry the cable skye retweeted
What do you mean my encyclopedic knowledge of ancient Egypt during childhood was a symptom of ADHD and not me being a child prodigy
i think my favorite thing to say is “i don’t trust anyone my dog doesn’t like” when infact my dog hates all men