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the nekojiru-sō shorts are probably the most psychologically compelling bits of comedy i've seen in a long time, chiikawa but sociopathic in a way

so much of the internet is designed to just grab your attention long enough for ad revenue to pull through

bro when you have enough friends it feels like there's just always a birthday around the corner

you can tell if a girl is deeply insecure by studying whether or not she mirrors her selfies

blue raspberry ghosts tastes like straight sulfur

are the only marks i leave upon this world bloodred

fucking hate my slowpoke snail professor so fucking much dude he literally hasn't graded an essay i finished 2 months ago atp bro the semester's about to be finished and i still have no fucking clarity when it comes to your grading standards or how you see my work and style

yeah i hate israel but why are palestinians always askin for money under tweets like cmon get a job or smth

foid bad o algo..

when you open the oven and that shit starts beatin you down

ywah i got a php (a pretty huge penis)

had incredibly severe spectrophobia growing up bc i overheard my dad telling some joke about bloody mary and i was literally unable to be alone in a room with a mirror without having an anxiety attack until like age 11

god im so funny it's craaazy

? not a lost art at all my ex would do this for free and she didn't even need her hands

no max miller i do not want to buy your cookbook full of food nobody eats or likes anymore

i have an arousal response to the scent of rotting flesh and i'm not particularly sure why

this shit is sending me because what the fuck was it even supposed to mean in the first place

im the worst person i know and that makes my heart race

ive been abusing cough medicine to sleep for like weeks now so maybe i should stop but now i cant turn my brain off #help #drugtwt

i hope she tastes me in every can of beer she buys