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Madison, WI
Joined July 2010
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Me the first time I ate a croissant in Europe
literal tears rn genuinely some of the best shit i've seen...like theres layers and layers to this
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Apparently Jason has never tried squats in a small town.
Iowa is one big small town! No better way to close out the @IowaStateFair than with @Jason_Aldean!
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Before the next election, you might want to find a better way to poll anyone under the age of 30 since they would rather pick up a pinless grenade than a call from an unknown number.
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My money is on @AOC in the fight you picked, @elonmusk
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Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan
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Thanks to Peyton and @EliManning for having me on the Manningcast. It’s always good watching the game with a couple other retired guys. Don’t forget to register to vote at IWillVote.com.
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And I’ve got news for you: Absolutely no one wants to hear what your plan is for their uterus.
Replying to @Mike_Pence
I’ve got news for President Biden. Come January 22nd, we will have Pro-Life majorities in the House and Senate and we’ll be taking the cause of the right to Life to every state house in America! 🇺🇸
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DOUBLE DOINK
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getting #a coffee
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From 2-22 to the Round of 32
The Cyclones are MOVING ON 🌪 @CycloneMBB
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Tyrese Hunter is the real Tiger King
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2.22.22 To celebrate the date, players on No. 2 today will receive a commemorative coin. A coin will also be given to the men and women who care for Course 2 each and every day. You, too, can get one. **RT this for a chance to win a round on No. 2 for you and a guest.**
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📍 AMES ... WE'RE COMING TO YOUR CITY! See you next week for @HawkeyeFootball vs @CycloneFB!
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I am not having fun today @Cubs
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