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You can't ever reach perfection, but you can believe in an asymptote toward which you are ceaselessly striving.
Hear wetin my owner dey talk.
🚨 JUST IN:
Avram Glazer has told an audience of financiers that sports teams at Manchester United’s level are NOT dependent on success on the pitch for commercial power.
He was making a rare speaking appearance at Deutsche Bank’s inaugural Sports Investment Conference in London.
Sources said he argued his club’s value is incubated from the effects of sporting variance in the same way that the New York Yankees and Dallas Cowboys still stand out as major global brands.
#MUFC [@lauriewhitwell]
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*Excluding backup goalkeepers*
Since Sir Alex Ferguson retired Manchester United have signed 51 senior players on permanent deals
Only 14 of those signings have gotten a second contract
From 2013 through the class of 2024 that is 31.8%
The '24 group isn't looking bright either
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Our parents need to stop saying "There's nothing you people are seeing that we didn't see"
They never saw this shit.
Never.
FIRST COME FIRST SERVEDDD
super horny rn and can't sleep!! sooo i am deciding to let someone anonymously control my super strong vibrator! no call or text as i won't be able to, i just need to cumm plssss!
let's see how many times i cum in 10 minutes 🤭
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After been subbed off tonight, Maya Le Tissier had played a total of 10,950 consecutive minutes for Manchester United spanning across 122 games 👏
The annoying part is they've had at least 2 summers to get someone who can share minutes with him with the aim of phasing him out of the starting XI, but they chose not to.
Btw, this is not going to happen for so so so many reasons.
South Africa would host a Grand Prix Nigeria does.
1. To the best of my knowledge, we have only one racetrack in Nigeria that is Evbuobanosa Motorsport Raceway in Edo.
5. Our politician would want a cut and a big one at that.
6. Facilities to support the race are nonexistent.
Africa, we’re back. 🌍
From the early 2030s, the African Grand Prix will join the calendar and take place in Bugesera, Rwanda 🇷🇼
#F1
E say na "environmentalists" or "waste sustainability".
Casting update, always my go to.
Good thing is I can schedule SMS on my phone so o don't even have to be awake that early.
Just text them around 4 a.m. that you're seriously down with a high fever and heading to the hospital. Tell them you'll come in if your condition improves, but if it doesn't, you may need to rest and stay away. You can close with: "Please pray for me. I've never had a temperature this high before."
If this one clicks, another update dey for ground.
























