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You can't ever reach perfection, but you can believe in an asymptote toward which you are ceaselessly striving.
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Max Verstappen, F1 driver and now.... CAR WHISPERER??? What can't this guy do 😂 #F1 #BrazilGP 🇧🇷
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Or a short movie.
one day a man will try to make you watch his favorite little youtube video & it’s very important that you let him
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Hear wetin my owner dey talk.
🚨 JUST IN: Avram Glazer has told an audience of financiers that sports teams at Manchester United’s level are NOT dependent on success on the pitch for commercial power. He was making a rare speaking appearance at Deutsche Bank’s inaugural Sports Investment Conference in London. Sources said he argued his club’s value is incubated from the effects of sporting variance in the same way that the New York Yankees and Dallas Cowboys still stand out as major global brands. #MUFC [@lauriewhitwell]
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*Excluding backup goalkeepers* Since Sir Alex Ferguson retired Manchester United have signed 51 senior players on permanent deals Only 14 of those signings have gotten a second contract From 2013 through the class of 2024 that is 31.8% The '24 group isn't looking bright either
The last United signing to get a second contract at the club was...
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Once again, a gentle reminder to start planning towards your December kele, if you haven't got one.
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Now, this is fucked up and it underpins the issue with our recruitment.
It is Amad. No signing (that has made a competitive appearance, sorry Tom Heaton) since 2021 has gotten a second contract from United
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Our parents need to stop saying "There's nothing you people are seeing that we didn't see" They never saw this shit. Never.
FIRST COME FIRST SERVEDDD super horny rn and can't sleep!! sooo i am deciding to let someone anonymously control my super strong vibrator! no call or text as i won't be able to, i just need to cumm plssss! let's see how many times i cum in 10 minutes 🤭 c.lovense-api.com/t2/omrbxjr…
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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After been subbed off tonight, Maya Le Tissier had played a total of 10,950 consecutive minutes for Manchester United spanning across 122 games 👏
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Fresh episode drops this week. Mans finally back in town cooli
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Peek-a-boo
This clip is cute 🥹❤️
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The annoying part is they've had at least 2 summers to get someone who can share minutes with him with the aim of phasing him out of the starting XI, but they chose not to.
Bruno's performances are hurting the team in two ways It's not just that he's been bad - it's that now you also don't have anyone of Bruno's quality (at his best) on the pitch That's a critical loss when your team is built around having that player
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i prefer sitting on the bare ceramic toilet than that plastic tbh. texture problem.
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Thank goodness this didn't happen on Friday, I for burst tears.
Damn Dave didn’t do heart attack cos the crowd didn’t know it
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I'm dead.
Announcer has to physically smack a fan on the head to get him to duck out of the camera's view during a goal play between Santa María and Cabildo
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Btw, this is not going to happen for so so so many reasons. South Africa would host a Grand Prix Nigeria does. 1. To the best of my knowledge, we have only one racetrack in Nigeria that is Evbuobanosa Motorsport Raceway in Edo.
National Sports Commission (NSC) has declared Nigeria’s interest in hosting a Formula 1 Grand Prix.
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5. Our politician would want a cut and a big one at that. 6. Facilities to support the race are nonexistent.
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Africa, we’re back. 🌍 From the early 2030s, the African Grand Prix will join the calendar and take place in Bugesera, Rwanda 🇷🇼 #F1
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0:14 - Straight out of a football training session.
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I knew I wasn't tripping.
Please which song did 6lack sample on Bear? Because, it's sounding like YEBBA's My Mind.
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E say na "environmentalists" or "waste sustainability".
American woman engaged to a Nigerian man wonders if Nigerian men are environmentalists after discovering that her electricity bill dropped by $80 the month her fiancé moved into her house. She says he manages electricity so well that he often stays in the dark to save power. 😂😭
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Casting update, always my go to. Good thing is I can schedule SMS on my phone so o don't even have to be awake that early.
Just text them around 4 a.m. that you're seriously down with a high fever and heading to the hospital. Tell them you'll come in if your condition improves, but if it doesn't, you may need to rest and stay away. You can close with: "Please pray for me. I've never had a temperature this high before." If this one clicks, another update dey for ground.
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