living and existing, gracefully.
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Oluwatobi retweeted
Was served rice with chicken legs at a wedding this weekend. ๐ญ
Why would a caterer do that? I don't even serve chicken legs at home unless someone specifically asks.
Please, let's do better. ๐ค
Hello @waecnigeria your portal has been down for accessing certificates. Everyone is unable to verify their identity using NIN and BVN. Please fix this asap. Youโve received payments so whyโre you refusing us access to our certificates?
Oluwatobi retweeted
Whoever advised me to get a big stabiliser and connect it to the entire apartment so that all my appliances depend on its voltage really did me a favour.
Sometimes, when thereโs electricity in the area but the voltage is too low to power the AC, freezer and other appliances properly, I barely notice because everything in my apartment keeps working just fine.
The only downside is the occasional sound of the stabiliser as it regulates the voltage. Other than that, itโs one of the best decisions Iโve made. I donโt know what such a connection is called but I love it.
Oluwatobi retweeted
some guys can be smiling and acting like everything is fine, even when they're fighting battles nobody knows about. they carry pain in silence and still find a way to make others laugh while trying to survive their own darkest days.
Oluwatobi retweeted
Todayโs to do list:
1. Bite off more than I can chew.
2. Build Rome in one day.
3. Poke a bear with a stick.
4. Beat a dead horse.
5. Skate on thin ice.
Oluwatobi retweeted
One thing about adulthood is that you can no longer buy things simply because you like them. You have to ask yourself whether they fit into your budget.
Oluwatobi retweeted
ladies, do you know how to calculate your ovulation day?
NO LADY FOLLOWING ME MUST FAIL THese quesTIONS.
1) if your cycle is 29 days regular cycle, when is your ovulation?
2) if your cycle is 21 days regular cycle, when is your ovulation?
3) if your cycle is 35 days regular cycle, when is your ovulation?
Oluwatobi retweeted
If you are playing ludo with someone and they are just moving their pieces across the board without counting 1, 2, 3, 4, my bro, please stand up.
