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In case you didn't follow football ⚽️ today: >Man United climbed all the way up from 20th to 18th in the Prem >🇪🇸Barcelona beat Atlético 2-1 >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Sunderland beat Chelsea 1-0 for their first Prem win since August -Brobbey tripped over his own legs winning the winning pen (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd were down 2-0 after 4 mins vs Villa but scored twice in stoppage time to draw 4-4 -Emery walked off before full-time, then crashed out in his post-match interview (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Brighton beat Brentford 2-0 & went above Man City into 2nd -Diego Gómez scored a screamer (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Bournemouth beat Ipswich 2-1 for their 8th straight win >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Liverpool beat Palace 3-1 & Wirtz scored his first Prem goal of the season >🇮🇹Inter beat Como 2-0 & are 1 pt behind Lazio at the top of Serie A >🇳🇱Heerenveen came back from 2-0 down to beat Feyenoord 5-3 in the Eredivisie, Ringo Meerveld scored a hat trick >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Falkirk were 5-0 up on Hearts after 47 mins & won 5-2 in the Scottish Prem >🇳🇱Twente came back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2 with Ajax off a 95th min Weghorst pen >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd fans unveiled a "We don't want a new stadium, we want new owners" banner before the Villa game (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Leeds said Jayden Bogle got racially abused online after his no-card tackle on Tel vs Spurs >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd fans cheered when Dalot got subbed off after giving away a pen (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Reports came out that last-place Palace will likely sack Pierre Sage & Thomas Frank is a leading candidate to replace him >🇧🇷Vini Jr was seen walking around Dubai with a guy holding an umbrella over him & someone holding a fan to his face (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Carrick said "100%" he deserves to keep his job & that quitting is "not going to happen" >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿10-man Stockport were 2-0 down to non-league Cray Wanderers & won 3-2 in extra time in the FA Cup >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Non-league Wimborne Town knocked Crawley out of the FA Cup 2-0 >🇩🇪Hoeneß said Musiala's illness "isn't easily curable" & doubted he'll ever be the same player >🇩🇪Bayern announced Neuer partially tore a tendon in his right foot & is out "for the time being" >Other results: -🇪🇸Villarreal 2-0 Getafe in La Liga -🇪🇸Betis 2-0 Elche -🇮🇹Milan 2-1 Genoa in Serie A -🇮🇹Napoli 1-1 Lazio -🇮🇹Fiorentina 2-2 Juventus -🇮🇹Atalanta 1-0 Monza -🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Oldham 2-1 Sheffield Wednesday (AET) in the FA Cup -🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Grimsby 3-3 Stafford Rangers (Grimsby won 3-2 on pens) >Let me know what I missed If you love football but don't have time to scroll twitter all day — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow & turn post notifications on pookie

In case you didn't follow football ⚽️ today: >🇪🇸Jesús de Miguel died after in-game collision wth GK >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arsenal asked NASA for help preventing ACL injuries >🇪🇸Spanish police opened a possible manslaughter investigation in Jesús' death >🇪🇸Spain's federation called off all domestic games Tuesday through Thursday >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿A 14 y/o Coventry fan was arrested for taunting Sunderland fans with a photo of Bradley Lowery, a Sunderland fan who died of cancer at 6 >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd came back from 2-0 down to beat 🇮🇹Roma 3-2 in the UCL >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Cunha scored twice for United, then: -got booked for celebrating the winner in the stands -was given a yellow & sent off minutes later -went back to sit next to the fans (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿United fans threw tennis balls on the pitch to protest their owners (vid in replies) >🇪🇸Barcelona beat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Villa 3-0 in the UCL in front of Prince William & Prince George -Yamal scored his 14th UCL goal passing Mbappe for most by a teenager (vid in replies) >🇫🇷PSG beat 🇪🇸Villarreal 6-0 in the UCL & were 4-0 up in 17 mins (fastest ever) -PSG are the only team win 4 wins from 4 in the UCL >🇩🇪Bayern beat 🇪🇸Atletico 2-0 in the UCL -Kane's 10-game UCL scoring streak ended, 1 short of Ronaldo's record >🇹🇷Galatasaray beat 🇩🇪Stuttgart 2-0 in the UCL. Batrakov scored both >🇪🇺Rest of the UCL: -🇮🇹Inter 3-0 🇳🇱Feyenoord -🇦🇹LASK 4-0 🇸🇰Slovan Bratislava -🇵🇹Sporting 1-0 🇺🇦Shakhtar -🇳🇴Bodo/Glimt 0-0 🇫🇷Lille >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿West Ham sacked Nuno; Scott Parker is expected to replace him >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arteta said Saliba is "ready to go" after 3.5 months out >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Darren England spoke for the first time about his Luis Diaz VAR error, saying it "affected my family as well" >🇮🇹Inter triggered Dimarco's 1-year extension to 2028 >Let me know what I missed If you love football but don't have time to scroll twitter all day — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie

In case you didn't watch football ⚽️ today: >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Teenage Coventry fan who mocked Sunderland fans with picture of 6 y/o Bradley Lowery who passed of cancer, handed himself in to police >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arsenal beat Liverpool 1-0 & are 3 pts clear at the top of the Prem -Timber pulled Isak's shirt on a header in the box & VAR didn't give Liverpool a pen (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Liverpool's manager said "we have to tell players to dive" after Isak didn't get a pen >🇪🇸Tchouaméni drilled a kid in the face with his shot that missed the net (vid in replies) -Mbappé met the kid after the match & told him "It's Tchouaméni's fault, he doesn't know how to shoot" >🇪🇸Real Madrid beat Racing Santander 3-0 & are back to 3 pts behind Barça -Diomande scored a golazo (vid in replies) >🇪🇸Quadri Liameed was knocked unconscious by a kick to the head & taken off in an ambulance (vid in replies) >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Liverpool had 0 shots on target vs Arsenal... their first time ever in a home Prem game >🇮🇹Juventus beat 10-man Napoli 2-0 with 2 late screamers from Alajbegović & Boga >🇮🇹Lazio came from behind to beat Cagliari 2-1 & are top of Serie A, unbeaten with 9 wins in 10 >🇳🇱Erik Ten Hag's Twente beat Excelsior 9-0 in the Eredivisie & Weghorst scored 4 goals >🇮🇹Como beat Venezia 1-0 & are 4th in Serie A >Other results: -🇪🇸Getafe 3-1 Sevilla in La Liga -🇪🇸Athletic 2-1 Real Sociedad -🇪🇸Valencia 1-0 Elche -🇮🇹Frosinone 2-0 Torino in Serie A -🇮🇹Genoa 2-1 Lecce -🇩🇪Frankfurt 3-1 Hamburg in the Bundesliga -🇩🇪Union Berlin 1-1 Cologne -🇫🇷Strasbourg 5-1 Auxerre in Ligue 1 -🇫🇷Paris FC 3-1 Monaco -🇫🇷Marseille 2-0 Toulouse -🇫🇷Lyon 2-0 Angers -🇺🇸Vancouver 5-1 Seattle in MLS -🇺🇸Atlanta 3-1 Toronto -🇺🇸Nashville 3-2 Red Bulls -🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Falkirk 2-0 Celtic in Scottish Prem >🏃‍♂️James Milner ran the NYC Marathon in just over 3 hours >🇪🇸Fermín López shut down Man Utd links, said he wants to stay at Barça as long as possible -(Smart lad) >🇩🇪Bayern's Saibari had surgery on a torn ankle ligament & Gnabry suffered a hamstring injury >🌎Erik ten Hag spoke about Cristiano Ronaldo: "From Juventus onwards it's simply over" >🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Ten Hag also said Man Utd getting relegated this season is "certainly possible >Let me know what I missed If you love football but don't have time to watch ever match — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie