Former president of Illinois. Probably no longer eating a chicken. Once I saw a blimp. He/they. https://teapawt.net/t.co/ktcVM6UiRn
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ALT Screenshot from Star tribune article reads “One of the saddest competitions in the NFL the last few years has been between Rodgers and Brett Favre, the two great former Packers quarterbacks who forced their way out of Green Bay. Favre is accused of scamming poor Mississippians and could go to jail. Rodgers is worse.”
ALT Original tweet from @bcthebard reads “well they caught a dude jackin it at work yesterday and he’s at work today. That’s crazy.” Quoting tweet is a photo of Bruce Springsteen at a concert, text reads the same, but laid out as if it’s the lines to the song Atlantic City
ALT Copy of Karl Marx Capital Volume 1 cover. Image on cover is a sheet of paper that reads “please be seated. The lighting timer has been optimized according to the Cleveland clinic’s standard time for a bowel movement. When the lights go out, you have exceeded the average time needed. BMs beyond the lighting timer should be done on personal time, not company time. Thank you.”
ALT Children’s reading/writing assignment reads “this is a rock”
ALT A drawing of a woman walking up to the front door of a house, she is surprised to see a large boulder flying through the air about to land on the front step
ALT Page from a book reads “Sam is mad”
ALT Next page is a drawing of a boy glaring angrily at another boy who is eating grapes in a wheelchair
