bloodboy

Joined September 2019
i watch a bonobo masturbate. it pauses for a second to be sick
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Plenty of birds don’t make it before I pick them up. There’s a group chat for coordinating volunteers, injuries, locations. reports come in like “N1 1PN baby pigeon. Finder has said baby has passed away.” Three :heartbreak: reacts. whats the life of a pigeon worth anyhow. just about nothing. the sheer waterfall of death and dying constant around us. a big yawning thing screaming across the sky. you don’t notice it. like your nose. so what’s one more for the reaper! not enough seconds in an hour to pay more-than-meagre respects to any of it before it’s forgotten, before Time bleaches every little dead pigeon out of existence. “baby” had sallied forth brave into life for mere days and is now absolved forever of memory in the mind of any living thing that was. whats the life of a pigeon worth anyhow.
I spent an hour on the tube with this feral pigeon (named Percy by the woman who found him) in his bright orange box how profoundly weird, distressing it must be for him. the tube, the shaking, the screeching metal, flashing lights, so far beyond his comprehension I cannot comfort him. Can’t open the box. All words lost in the cacophony people look at you a lot more when you have a big orange box. good tip for attention. can they tell I have a bird in it. would they fear the presence of this bird amongst them like they fear the rats she said Percy is a quiet pigeon. and it’s true, he squawked not once the whole time. but would shuffle around his box, flap a wing in displeasure when the tube shunted badly. most I could do was hold the box a little tighter. maybe you could feel my aura, Percy. you’re gonna be ok the stoicism of a quiet pigeon. the absence of panic, somehow indicating greater intelligence. or bravery at least, dignity. uncanny. an alien mind I could almost touch.
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I should get into bathroom stall graffiti
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another hearty lunch
you may not like it but this is what it takes
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I spent an hour on the tube with this feral pigeon (named Percy by the woman who found him) in his bright orange box how profoundly weird, distressing it must be for him. the tube, the shaking, the screeching metal, flashing lights, so far beyond his comprehension I cannot comfort him. Can’t open the box. All words lost in the cacophony people look at you a lot more when you have a big orange box. good tip for attention. can they tell I have a bird in it. would they fear the presence of this bird amongst them like they fear the rats she said Percy is a quiet pigeon. and it’s true, he squawked not once the whole time. but would shuffle around his box, flap a wing in displeasure when the tube shunted badly. most I could do was hold the box a little tighter. maybe you could feel my aura, Percy. you’re gonna be ok the stoicism of a quiet pigeon. the absence of panic, somehow indicating greater intelligence. or bravery at least, dignity. uncanny. an alien mind I could almost touch.
side quest. joined the London Wildlife Protection service and now i’m transporting injured birds to vets/rehabbers
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side quest. joined the London Wildlife Protection service and now i’m transporting injured birds to vets/rehabbers
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you may not like it but this is what it takes
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Interview passed ✅ I am now an Emergency Responder for St John’s Ambulance
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his greed knows no bounds
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ngl feels good to say “yes bro I’m done with my kitchen shift at 2:30 I’ll see you then 😎”
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sensually saying “oh you’re coming with me” under my breath every time I find a song to add to my seasonal favs playlist
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some psychofauna are easily spooked. like deer. or like crows. direct eye contact is considered an aggressive move, and off it darts with other psychofauna the problem is with the seer. maybe some pathology prevents you from seeing clearly. instead it’s a black hole for you and your mind slips and slides off it like an anti-meme
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on a salt flat at an unspecified location in the middle east
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it ain’t *that* much food but I still feel vaguely monstrous as I watch the lunch ladies stepping in enfilade to deliver my bounty to me plate by plate
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You’re finally awake! You hit your head pretty hard. musil’s cut? myshkin? active forgetting, doorkeeper faculty? non-savoir? injunction? What are you talking about? Come on, let’s go rip some heavy squats
I wish stupidity was *actually* salvific. but it isnt. holy fool my ass
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idk who needs to hear this but you’re doomed to kegan 3 if you still exclusively wear skinny/slimfit pants…I don’t make the rules…
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that texture 😮‍💨
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