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I'd rather play haram, satanic, boring football and win every game 1-0, even if it's an own goal from a corner, than play beautiful football and have LIAM FVCKING DELAP put two past me.
Sometimes joy and contentment come from the little things. Like my husband coming into the bathroom while I’m showering to tell me that City has conceded a third goal.
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A liar cannot lead a household. A cheater cannot lead a household. A man who refuses to take accountability cannot lead a household. A man who cannot control his emotions cannot lead a household.
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We need to stop acting like having a good partner isn't an achievement
Do you know how hard it is to find a normal-behaving human in this generation??
The man you say yes to and the man you end up living with can be two different people. I’m always saying, having a good partner is pure luck. There’s no technique that puts you above the program.
Every artist I inquired with charged an extra fee for trials. Try again.
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He's doing this at 19 in the Champions League? You hate him if you want him playing with Nakamba
92% - Trey Nyoni has completed 92% of his passes under high-intensity pressure in the @ChampionsLeague this season.
This is the highest accuracy of any midfielder with 100+ attempted, ahead of Pedri in second (91%).
Composure.
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At the end of the day, I hope you aren't making a fool of yourself by being too understanding.
People know exactly what they are doing.
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Can we normalizeeeeee asking God to protecttttttt us from becominggg arrogant when things go well?????
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People don't really understand that if a person is loyal to you, it's because of their character and morals, not because you are special






















