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My ability to take the Ballon d'Or seriously vanished when Henry was continuously overlooked for it, but Raya missing out to Simon this year only underlines again how farcical the whole thing can be.
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This is the first time in nearly a decade someone wins the Balloon Dior fairly. Congratulations HARRY KANE 🎉🎉
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WTF is this shit performance, announce the winner
I NEED ENOUGH TIME TO COOK BARCELONA
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Papa Elon aliwafinya hadi sioni Omambia twitter na rhetoricals kama "Who do you think will win Balon D'or?" He saved us walai
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Ballon d’Or had listed Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappé and Lamine Yamal as winners before deleting the post.
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By the way, there’s no woman who doesn’t know how to prepare a proper meal. Sometimes, that horrible food is served by design. It’s her polite way of saying, “Boy, I don’t love you. Please read the signs!” 😂😂😭
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Kitu nimelearn Leo nobody is immune to banter bana , bookten amenilima tofali Na ilikua soft banter tu
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I never burn down bridges, I keep them for my own convenience. If someon was useful once they can be useful again #Law101
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Sexual repression isn't for the weak sai naskia kudinyanishwa lakini I'm acting like I'm cool
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Kumbe kuendesha boda haikuangi ngumu hivo😆 I asked my boda guy if anaeza nifunza kuendesha for 100 metres and it's super easy
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I saw someone casually selling KQ headsets 😂😂swali Ni juu they were like 60 of them alitoa wapi?
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Gari ya diesel nayo ikimaliza 4 weeks kwa parking wewe anza kutafuta number ya mechanic.























