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kenya🇰🇪
Joined September 2021
My ability to take the Ballon d'Or seriously vanished when Henry was continuously overlooked for it, but Raya missing out to Simon this year only underlines again how farcical the whole thing can be.
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: RONALDO IS HERE TO GIVE THE BALLON D'OR TO THE WINNER! ✨
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This is the first time in nearly a decade someone wins the Balloon Dior fairly. Congratulations HARRY KANE 🎉🎉
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Tears in my eyes. HARRY KANE WINS THE BALLON D'IOR 2026 TROPHY 🏆🏅
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WTF is this shit performance, announce the winner I NEED ENOUGH TIME TO COOK BARCELONA
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world cup influence right??? right??? so why make a different case for yamal??
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Unai Simón wins Best Goalkeeper Award at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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Papa Elon aliwafinya hadi sioni Omambia twitter na rhetoricals kama "Who do you think will win Balon D'or?" He saved us walai
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Ballon d’Or had listed Harry Kane, Kylian Mbappé and Lamine Yamal as winners before deleting the post.
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DSTV won’t even broadcast the Ballon d’Or ceremony? Are these people serious? 😭😳
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The Arsenal 🥹🥹❤️
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Ballon d’or is rigged. You can’t convince me otherwise.
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By the way, there’s no woman who doesn’t know how to prepare a proper meal. Sometimes, that horrible food is served by design. It’s her polite way of saying, “Boy, I don’t love you. Please read the signs!” 😂😂😭
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Kitu nimelearn Leo nobody is immune to banter bana , bookten amenilima tofali Na ilikua soft banter tu
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I never burn down bridges, I keep them for my own convenience. If someon was useful once they can be useful again #Law101
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Sexual repression isn't for the weak sai naskia kudinyanishwa lakini I'm acting like I'm cool
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My pal who wasn't into travelling long distances alibuy Atenza diesel na of late amekuwa akitupangia road trips tu kila mwezi. Juzi ndio nimefind out ni eti boiz anajaribu kuavoid trips to the mechanic 😂😭
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Kumbe kuendesha boda haikuangi ngumu hivo😆 I asked my boda guy if anaeza nifunza kuendesha for 100 metres and it's super easy
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I saw someone casually selling KQ headsets 😂😂swali Ni juu they were like 60 of them alitoa wapi?
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Gari ya diesel nayo ikimaliza 4 weeks kwa parking wewe anza kutafuta number ya mechanic.
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Kuna time manzi neighbour yangu alitaka tucost share my WiFi nikamshow nalipia 3k p/m instead of 1600,akituma dooh endmonth nilikuwa nampeleka nayo pizza inn ju alikuwa ananichezesha mechi
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