Backend Engineer and Technical Writer. Tryna be a L7 Engineer. Startup, faith & life.

Somewhere, Africa
Joined June 2017
Bamboo crashed on Monday as Nigerians rushed to buy into the Dangote Refinery IPO, and people were lining up to defend it. "But CrowdStrike took down 40,000 systems and grounded flights too." Really, that's your defense? Same mindset as when Lagos flooded, and people ran to post videos of Japan flooding. We should stop making excuses for mediocrity.
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Technical Debt Technica Deb Techn De Tech D TD Tired
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Making a ColorPicker to look fun. Made in Compose Multiplatform + SkSL shaders.
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God, I gats comot the country…. I no fit dey shout “my nigga” at 40 😭😑
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Water doesn’t quench thirst again 😖 Oh El Niño
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Who the heck are you that your generation is waiting for you? Let’s stop all these nonsense, abeg. Happy Sunday.
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As a Christan do I really need to tell the world that "I AM NOT A TERRORIST" ? Just asking!
I AM A MUSLIM. AND I'M NOT A TERRORIST.
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I really dislike the “phobic” appellation to a lot of these terms.. Who’s scared of you ?😒
You’re transphobic if you wouldn’t date a transgender person 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Stingy not corrupt.
2027: Obi stingy, unfit for presidency, Wike declares vanguardngr.com/2026/10/2027…
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Prosper retweeted
Replying to @but_cyclists
I’m I the only one who didn’t see a cyclist?
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Nike now makes air conditioning units?
以后绝对不能找新人干活,这活干的都没眼看😓😓😓
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Now, I know where you f*cking live
I am indeed on Google maps
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“Quality time “🤨
“Had a quality time last night with my little bro, Joaquin Wike, son of Nyesom Wike.” — Isaac Fayose writes as he shares a picture with Joaquin Wike.
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Why whip them? Animals!!!
The inhumane trainings nigerian army recruits face in depot😳
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This is what Peter Obi means by reducing the cost of governance.
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Jesus wept.
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This seems to be the new recruiting tactic. Go to channels, talk about the government incompetences hoping they will employ you.
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I've stopped caring about my wallpaper. Tuff
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When i was little, i used to thnk grasshoppers were made from grass
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I had the same question few days ago. Thank you!
I often get emails from junior engineers asking me what to do. Here's what I just wrote to one of them
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Is she trying to shoot him?
A more perfect picture could not be made describing the fall of Europe Also look at the trigger........
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