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The day has finally arrived. The first single from the new Moru LP “The Gods We Thought We Were” is out on all streaming platforms. Please go give it a listen and a share, and consider preordering the album on our Bandcamp page.

Breaking my tweet hiatus to say I got to talk to two members of Deep Purple about Merauder yesterday and played Master Killer for them and they loved it

The beef I have with the AT&T guy at Costco who always stops me to ask if I’m happy with my phone plan when I’m just there to get a rotisserie chicken would be enough to trigger World War 3

It really is one of God’s cruelest jokes that the best part of sleep is the moments right before you have to actually wake up

Every morning sitting down to my breakfast feels like entering a warzone as both of my cats constantly try to steal a piece of bacon off my plate and I get so mad when they do get one but then I remember it’s just their hunting instinct and they’re being highly skilled predators

Opened twitter this morning and the first thing I saw was a crypto dude blowing his brains out on live. Nature is healing.

Bad mood? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Stressed out? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Feeling depressed? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Low energy? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. There isn’t a scenario that Perseverance can’t make better.

If you have emojis in your bio I do not want to hear anything you have to say

Can’t stop thinking about the old timer who came into the shop a few weeks ago and was complaining about all the new TikTok guitarists and he referred to the dude from Polyphia as “that girl-ass-looking-guy”

Love how every human being in line at a theme park loses any semblance of spatial awareness and will press their whole body up against you from behind I’m recreating the pottery scene from Ghost with this random Portuguese man waiting in line to ride Space Mountain

It is my duty as a communist to jump someone in the fast pass lane and steal their Disney wristband

I bet it feels so good to hit a deer going 80 in a big ass truck

Has anyone ever told Mariah Carey that O Holy Night does not have all them notes in it

Thanks to the person that just liked this post and prompted me to go through and read everyone’s responses talking about their favorite 70’s House memories, now I’m all emotional. God I miss that house.